"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Doubts Secured]

Because they taste like popcorn.

Why did I ask you to marry me?  

[soccerstars10]

because you were drunk =p
y is my comp lagging so much!? gonk  

[Sarah Ravencroft]

Because it ate a hot dog...

Why is Santa so friggin' fat?  

[Darkstarsssss]

Because he kidnaps and then eats children every so often.

What will Korea do when SCII is released?  

[Koneko Pinku]

because his mamma fed him too many twinkies

Why is the sky blue?  

[Skelanimic Polka-Dot]

Cause the grass is green. (Usually).

Why IS grass green?  

[Darkstarsssss]

They have a hardy vendetta against the Sparrow.

Is Lincoln the single most badass president?  

[Atomic Pixie7]

No, that would be Ronald Reagan!

Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?  

[Darkstarsssss]

Nope. In fact, the sun revolves around the Dwarf Planet Eris, as do the Jovian planets. The Terrestrials revolve around Pluto.

Who is Edward Norton?  

[Koneko Pinku]

In my underwear.

Why do little birds chirp?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they like to annoy the living crap outta us.

Why ish aloe good for you?  

[xi_owned_youx]

it isn't because teh gnomes ate it all


why is my mouth open?