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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:18 pm
The oompa loompa fashion show!!!!
If hot guys are beefcakes, when they get old would they become beef jerky?
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:37 am
No, just Jerks...
How far have we come to the end of the world?
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:23 pm
depends on how recent your calender is...
If Cinderella was 100 years old, how many one paired shoes would she have?
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:35 pm
none she had so many she just paired the leftovers.....well unless she loses the same shoe everytime...... why don't they sell prewrapped mini bacon strips that u can eat right out of the pack?
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:37 pm
because cold bacon isn't so satisfying...
why did America vote for Bush?
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:02 am
Because sometimes a nation can make mistakes too.
Where would you go if you were able to fly?
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:31 am
in the air.
Where would you go if everyone in your family was a zombie? (this includes family outsided your house.)
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:49 am
The nearest butcher...
What does Barney do with all the kids he hang out after the shoe? ninja
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:05 pm
He tortures them.
Why does pie come in so many flavors?
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:20 pm
so that the ones with bombs don't come in pattern..... y are people fed lies from the moment they are born.....?
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:06 pm
Because sometimes your family runs out of food...
Why do they play ice hockey on ice? o.o
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:20 pm
because we can't stand on water.
why did the chiken cross the road?
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:31 pm
To get to the other side.
Why can't babies swim?
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:37 am
Because they are afraid of the sharks. domokun
Why is Elmo red?
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:04 pm
beacause they were gonna make him black with two red bracelets but that looked too emo (that would be an awsome elmo though....) why didn't they make the awsome emo elmo?
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