Drop Death

[iToxicMoon]

the cloth lands on my eyes and, blinded, I run in a frenzy and run into my bedroom wall. this causes a chain reaction which eventually leads to my ceiling fan falling off its hinge and landing on me. it cuts me into a million little bloody pieces.

the fan blows a harry potter book to the next post.  

[Invisible Rainbows]

Harry Potter book lies in street. I pick it up, enthralled. Someone tells me it's not true, magic isn't real. I say it is, claiming to be Wiccan. Person hates Wiccans, and kills me.

I drop some Tarot Cards.

Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist...

 

[iToxicMoon]

the tarot cards blow in front of me. me, being ignorant to the readings of tarot cards, does not realize that the tarot cards are foretelling my death within moments. without realizing it, i walk right off the side of a cliff, only jagged rocks to greet me at the bottom.

in my free fall i drop my pants xD  

[XxShadowxStalkerxX]

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both.

the pants fall over my head, preventing me from sight, i stumble into a meat grinder and die.

I drop an Ipod.

For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

 

[iToxicMoon]

In Ipod drops onto my head from out of nowhere. Excited, I put the headphones into my ears and start listening to Celine Dion. Her high vocals make my head explode.

I drop the second season of the O.C.  

[cyberbuster]

The DVDs of the OC falls out and slices me from head to toe.

I drop crayons that don't color.  

[iToxicMoon]

I take the crayons and try to colour in my favourite colouring book. However, for some odd reason, they refuse to colour. I spend hours, then days trying to colour, eventually leading me to go mentally insane. My family locks me in a mental institution where I am put into a padded room and straight jacket. I die alone and muttering about colourless pages.

I drop my straight jacket.  

[cyberbuster]

The jacket came to life and choked me, the stabbed me, then diced me up and buried each piece of my body in a different location across the world.

I drops pumpernickel  

[roses are forever]

Roses are forever is questing

heart
mm pumpernickel! I eat it, and nothing happens... hmm

I walk into the next post

Total Value: 1,249,976 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
KiKi Kitty Plushie
Purple/Blue Sun Visor
Purple Cat Collar
Lovely Genie Purple Bangled Bra
Gino's Underwear
Purplemarine UpsideDown Boots
Ribbon Luv Sleeves Violet

 

[iToxicMoon]

I am shocked to see Rose walking towards me. I run up to go greet her and BAM...I get hit by a meterorite.

admist all of this chaos, a teddy bear managed to fall onto the next post.  

[Broken Cadaver]

"ohhh a teddy bear" i pick up the teddy bear and i hear a ticking noise. "i wonder what that could...." the teddy bear explodes before i finish my sentance



Burning pieces of my body fly into the next post  

[cyberbuster]

The burning pieces latches on to me like an the monster from metroid. I get the life sucked out of me.

I drops a cookie.  

[DarkElf27]

I pick the cookie up and eye it suspiciously, just knowing that it'll kill me, and instead throw it away.

I take five steps, and a homeless man charges out of an alley and kills me for throwing away his supper.

My left shoe falls off.  

[iToxicMoon]

I find a shoe on the ground and pick it up in wonder. I sniff it and the smell kills me instantly.

I drop a webcam  

[roses are forever]

Love

I'm walking down the street and see a webcam lying in a puddle. I pick it up and take it home

I plug it in and it electrocutes me
while I'm being zapped I throw a sponge cake out the window

Never dies