Corrupt-A-Wish

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted-you're now on the FBI's Most Wanted List, who track you by re versing the signal you send out

I wish I could turn into any animal I want, and to be able to turn back into a human being  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, but you get hit by a truck and die while crossing the road. Ewwww, now you're all splattered and... ick! gonk

Hmmm... I wish that school didn't start until Wednesday 3nodding  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted but a new education system forces you to go to school every Saturday and Sunday

I wish for eternal youth  

[Erverain]

Granted, but you still live only 70-80 years.

I wish I didn't have to work for money...  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, you find money wherever you go, enough to sustain yourself... Unfortunatly, someone else finds out and kills you out of jealousy. Shouldn't have been so lucky, huh? scream

I wish I owned a hat like on Erv's avi, only in real life and in my hat size =x  

[Erverain]

Granted, but your head catches on fire.

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Not Granted (and your prize for this wish is.... NOTHING!!!) twisted

I wish to be able to make any food i want magically appear in my house  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, but you cannot control the ammount. Your house explodes with food and you get crushed under the weight of it.

I wish that I didn't get sunburned so easily.

 

[Erverain]

Granted, but you are forced to live underground as any contact with the sun causes you to crumble into dust.

I wish you had fallen for the paradox trap I had set.  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted- your body is protected by an invisible sun-screen, but it leaves you so cold (even in summer) that you freeze to death

I wish for the most beautiful 15 year old girl on Earth to love me and to be where I am  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted. However, she always remains 15 years old and as you get older, it becomes awkward and then you get put in jail for statutory rape or some such. Have a nice life ^.^

I wish for pie.  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted (throws pie in face) Did I mention it was poisoned?

for the paradox wish- Granted, but then I would have been forced to kill you!

I wish for universal peace (this includes aliens)  

[Felt Teeth]

Granted. Everyone dies and the universe is peaceful.

I wish packing was easier.  

[Chemmon]

granted, but now you have no change of clothes.

i wish my mario party game worked.
ninja  

[Lobo-chan]

^^Granted. all of your worldly possessions except for a hand vac and a suitcase are burned. You suck up the ashes and take them with you.
^ Granted, but little kids beat you at it and make you feel inferior.

I wish that websites wouldn't break down and be all annoying and 'I'm dead'-like...