Worst Movies Ever

[invisible-weirdo]

Didn't even bother to watch Cloverfield. >.>
Among the ones I didn't bother to watch, yet make me want to introduce someone's face into a wall: The Happening. GUH. The commercials made me die a little on the inside >.> My uncle actually watched that (he gets bored at work so he watches bootleg movies online). He then told me the plot. And just.....WOW.  

[Mandrakk The Dark Monitor]

yourathenagirl

I have a few and am interested in learning about others before I unwittingly watch them, and hopefully this will prevent others from being traumatized by really bad movies.
Doomsday (you have to agree it was sick)
Watership Down (yeah it's not a cute bunny movie, more like mafia cannibal bunnies)
1984 (we watched this in my english class after reading the book, we knew it was rated R, and the teacher was stupid enough not to watch it before showing to the class)
Sweeney Todd (yeah, i really have nothing to say about this movie it was so awful)

How could you not like Sweeney Todd?!? it was a good movie... I liked it!  

[[ Terra ]]

I absolutely love the book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and don't mind the movie. Hated Watership Down, both in book and movie format. I enjoyed Sweeney Todd and Cloverfield too.

My nomination for worst movie ever would be Starship Troopers 2. The original movie is great but this sequel is just pathetic. I couldn't even bare to watch it all, which is really saying something seeing as I hate not seeing a movie all the way through. I'm not even going to bother viewing the third movie.

Although I haven't seen it, Children of Men looks like they've seriously butchered the original story to produce a nearly unrecognisable story. Such a shame considering that The Children of Men is the only P.D James novel that I have liked so far.  

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

invisible-weirdo

Didn't even bother to watch Cloverfield. >.>
Among the ones I didn't bother to watch, yet make me want to introduce someone's face into a wall: The Happening. GUH. The commercials made me die a little on the inside >.> My uncle actually watched that (he gets bored at work so he watches bootleg movies online). He then told me the plot. And just.....WOW.

I watched The Happening and it really was a horrible film. I think I even made a topic about it afterwords it was about how "Night" should shove a camera up his a**. Good times.

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[The Dinosaur Next Door]

I had a similar experience with The Mist. Lately I hate all the "thrillers" because they look to me like "murder porn."

 

[God-Raped-Me]

I can't watch scarry/thriller movies, they scare me to the point where it hurts. Gory movies just make me want to puke so I can't watch those either. I don't believe movies need to be gory to be good anywhoo. Like the Saw movies, ******** those. GTR tried to get me to watch it, said "Oh I'll tell you to look away when there's blood." Then I see someone's head get shot off. No just ******** that.

Movies I don't like in no particular order:

American Beauty
American Psycho
An American Crime
Fantastic 4
The Hulk (the '03 one)
Romeo and Juliet (with Decaprio)
The Village
Titanic (yes, I hated that one)
Man in the Iron Mask
The 2nd and 3rd Matrix movies
Interstella 5555 (GTR MADE me watch it.... THERE'S NO TALKING eek )
Rent
Cats
Jesus of Montreal
Sky Captian and the World of Tomorrow
Hard Candy
Sunshine
The Fog

That's all I can think of for now. I know there's more that I just can't stand. GTR and I watch a lot of movies, but than again without cable for years we have to make due. I'm also very picky with my movies if you haven't noticed.

 

[[ Terra ]]

At least Slither had Captain Tightpants in it!

Also, I thought of another, the first Alien VS Predator movie was bad enough but then they had to go and make an absolutely terrible sequel.

GRM mentioned the second and third Matrix movies. I'm a big fan of the series but agree that the first movie was perfectly fine as a stand alone. I appreciate them though, and the Animatrix especially, because they help to flesh out the Matrix universe. I guess that you probably have to be a big fan to have the patience for final two movies though. I love the concept of having commentaries done by movie reviewers who hated the movies though. That was great. xd  

[Roland Karloseth]

People can no longer cover their eyes.

@ [Terra]

I would highly recommend you change your mind about Starship troopers 3. While I agree that the second one made me want to punch babies, the third one is actually good. It's more like the first one than the second one.

If this disturbs you, then walk away.

 

[Alarias]

Ok ...I thought about it and have to say that ...Gigli is the worst movie I've seen to date.  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Prepare to face the ultimate torture; 70s petition songs

Hmm....my opinion on the worst movie ever?

Cloverfield (Because it reminded me of my brother only that the person who was holding it was a lot worse)
100 Million B.C. (I couldn't even get past the first 20 mins of the movie)
( I haven't watched Starship Troopers 2 or 3, but the first one at first made me want to vomit [Seriously it did])
The freakin' Pokemon movies...I mean c'mon, ten whole freakin' movies about a worthless show?
The second Digimon movie to the sixth one all sucked because they were too short...the seventh was a Japanese release so I couldn't really pay attention to it and the subtitles at once...
I personally think that the Eragon movie sucked....I liked the book better...I still have yet to read Eldest and Brisingr...
I was scared for a month after I watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show (It scared me because of the transvestites)...The Grudge scared me for a week and I avoided my attic door for 2 weeks....The Ring only made me scared of the TV, I got over that in two days...I think that The Haunting Of Molley Hartley sucked s**t....The Ring 2 sucked more than the original....haven't finished The Grudge 2 yet...don't want to anyways....and that's about all I've seen that I personally think sucked.....

Wako, Yako, and Dot:AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

[God-Raped-Me]

@Terra: I really liked the Animatrix I thought it was well done and it gave you more information if you didn't really understand what was happening. I went to see both the other Matrix movies in theater and I found myself looking at the time hoping the movies would be done soon. We own the trilogy and we watch them every now and then, but we've watched the first one more.

@Madman: I LOVE Rocky Horror! I love thinking about what people back then must have thought about the movie when it first came out. Besides, who doesn't like Tim Curry?! He is one GREAT actor!

 

[invisible-weirdo]

@Pokemon: >.> I still like the first one....The second and third one aren't too bad and I haven't bothered watching the 50 million movies that came afterwards. But still. (Plus. In the first movie, Ash died so yeah XD)

I only watched part of the Animatrix and that was so looong ago. But from what I remember of it, I thought it was pretty interesting. And as for the Matrix Trilogy....The 2nd and 3rd ones aren't bad, but the original was definitely better. Same goes for the Pirates of the Caribbean movies >.>

And yes, the Eragon movie sucked. I sat there sulking on the couch while watching it >.<  

[wakusei]

MadmanTheOneWhoStalksYou

I was scared for a month after I watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show (It scared me because of the transvestites)

Gotta love it.


At GRM - I hated Saw too. Scariness and gore had nothing to do with it, either. It was just stupid and people kept saying it wasn't.... Annoyed me....
And I also hated Rent as well. And again, I like musicals. But Rent is just terrible. Oklahoma too.

 

[aretoo]

...aretoo wonders if Waku has seen the DVD of Oklahoma! filmed on stage in London, with Hugh Jackman in the lead role... smile