Wow, Edmund...

[SilentShadowDreamer]

I personally think that it's not going to work at all - there'll be a defect in the machine because it is GCorp after all - and he'll come out as...I don't know, a frog or something. That might be kind of cool.  

[Taeryyn]

I really ought to read the EI reports. >.>;  

[YukiOfTheMightnightHour]

I wouldn't be surprised it the process gets screwed up some how and goes backwards and he comes out a baby. rofl  

[Taeryyn]

As long as he never again mentions the words "smooth jazz", I'll be happy. I went and read every single EI report earlier. x_X

Speaking of things about NPCs that one wouldn't have guessed...

Devin's crush on ... ohh, what's his name? The guy with the "big package"? xd  

[Elcia]

Lance?  

[Taeryyn]

Elcia

Lance?

Yes, that would be it!  

[Alarias]

lol I love that crush. Nose bleeds are funny xp  

[wakusei]

The GCD had a field day making comic edits of the one where Lance comes in with the package.

Fun stuff~  

[wariodude128]

I have a feeling that Timmy will be something like the "evil" Timmy, only taller and still have the mind of a child. Which reminds me: Whatever did happen to that Evil Timmy anyway?  

[Paul Kattner]

TIMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!  

[Erverain]

And the end result is that all expectations are crushed as he comes out... Hispanic! Yes folks, he's become Pedro.
No ill will or anything, I just find the situation entertaining.
...Though on closer inspection, he looks more like a gangly creepy guy than a Hispanic. Perhaps he's just not adjusted to his limbs yet?  

[124-C]

*just read the whole thread*

Hrmm...





...what are "EI Reports"?  

[Erverain]

Evolving Item Reports, Tsuji. They chronicle not only the progress of those little money-sinks, but also the horrible fate that befalls Timmy.  

[124-C]

Oh.

...

People read those?  

[Erverain]

...Do the posters here not count as people? stare