Talking to Strangers

[La La Leprosy]

ohh, if only i could get my first conversation.
it was, actually, a chick from gaia biggrin
moving on, guess it's time for me to input a conversation.

Quote:

Stranger: hi
You: O HAI THAR
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: asl. basically
You: noes
You: i prefer to retain my anonymous post
Stranger: haha. well atleast gender. im not gonna hold anything back
You: i am neither male nor female
You: for i am..
You: A MAJESTIC CENTUAR
You: WITH GOLDEN EARS THAT HEAR ALL
Stranger: wow. nerd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

it made me sad.

but heres another,

Quote:

Stranger: HOKAI :O
You: OH KAI?
Stranger: Basically but I spelled it a different way but Ive spelled it that way many times before...
You: YES
You: yes
You: i know
Stranger: Youve been following me?
You: >_>
You: <_<
You: nooo..
Stranger: Okay....
You: your drapes are nice
You: but they clash with the carpet
You: kthnxbai
You have disconnected.

 

[invisible-weirdo]

lol I love what you wrote in that first one~

*le sigh* I'm not random enough to get stuff like that ;_;  

[Elcia]

WOW .... just ...wow....
Not what I thought the thread was about and yet I'm glad; this has been the funniest few pages I've ever seen.  

[Kalstolyn]

Just now:

Quote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: booo you suck
You: what is this, Yahoo Chat in 1997?
You: you can do better than that.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also:

Quote:

You: yellow.
Stranger: mellow
You: 8D
Stranger: biggrin
You: how's it hangin?
Stranger: to the left
You: good times
Stranger: biggrin
You: ^.^
Stranger: how's yours hangin?
You: it's not.
You: I'm a chick.
Stranger: D:

 

[AlcoholicPancake]

Quote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i hate my life
You: welcome to the club homie
Stranger: homie?
Stranger: are you blacktastic?
You: fo sho homie
Stranger: i gonna get my doo rag and drink ma kool aid and eat mummas fried chicken
You: I'm quite white
Stranger: oooh burn!
Stranger: blacktastic = ghetto fabulous
Stranger: or, you carry a shiv. one or the other
Stranger: what about aboriginals?
You: Pshhhh, ******** a shiv.. I got ma burner fo' murk'n yo a** foo
You: Nope, they're all trash and need to die biggrin
Stranger: wow you are ANGRY
Stranger: did a blackie steal your lunch
You: I'm a ******** polar bear, what do you expect
You: Eskimo's attacked me and I had to kill 300 kids just to protect myself
Stranger: yeah id be angry too if i was a bear
Stranger: Eskimos are the fiercest breed of them all
You: I know...
Stranger: those bastards are like horny monkeys
You: They're especially handy with them fishing spears used as weapons
Stranger: yeh i know. they shanked me once with a fishing spear. there was even still a fish attached
You: Did you eat the fish?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: can't waste good food
You: Good man.
You: As a polar bear, I commend you for eating the fish
You: I know it keeps my coat nice and shiny
Stranger: indeed you would! i am impressed at your typing skills given your massive paws. i
Stranger: i'd imagine polar bears would just mash at the keyboard
You: I just have a MASSIVE keyboard
Stranger: ohhh i love it
You: plus, you know, years of typing practice. It's not easy to type with these paws AND try to be grammatically correct.
Stranger: i hear you! i guess penguins aren't the best conversationalists either so you gotta try a hone your skills somehow
You: Oh, those b*****d penguins >_<
You: My mate left me for an emperor penguin
Stranger: penguins stole my baby
You: filthy whore of a mate she was
Stranger: ouch
You: I killed her, and then his whole family
You: then I killed my own cubs
Stranger: did you eat them?
You: Of course
Stranger: what did you do with the fur?
You: They were quite delicious too
Stranger: please say you made hats
You: I made a toupee
Stranger: NICE
You: and then from their bones I made a monocle
Stranger: sell on eBay?
You: and a cane
Stranger: a monocle from bones? how did you see through it?
You: Nope, I wear it while casually strolling around the glacial paths and killing Eskimos
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
You: Oh, I made a loopy monocle with an opening in the middle
Stranger: ok well that makes sense. i bet you look quite distinguised!
You: it looks like a normal monocle, you know, except it's made from the bones of the only ones I've ever loved
You: Oh, quite so indeed
Stranger: i bet the yeti is super jealous
You: Oh, he's dead
Stranger: ohh?
You: I killed him and used his hide to make a yeti fur tuxedo
You: Can't have a monocle and cane without a tuxedo
Stranger: oh dear.
Stranger: but wearing the yeti tuxedo is like wearing armani. so kudos to you!
You: Oh, yes it is, very much so
You: VERY RARE
You: In fact, I'm sure that I've got the only one in the world
Stranger: impresses the ladies i bet!
You: Oh, it does
You: But they're all just after me for my large supply of fish in my home
Stranger: the yeti had a b*****d child with the bunyip so maybe theres a potential hybrid tux there
You: Nothing real there except them being shallow gold diggers
You: Ohhh, no no no
You: I think I just found the materials for a top hat to go with all my other items
Stranger: What about shoes?
Stranger: you can't wear a hat and no shoes
Stranger: that would be improper
You: Made from the bodies of Newborn Eskimo Babies
Stranger: i thought you were a gentleman!
Stranger: ok, at least you've got that covered. crisis avoided!
You: Of course
Stranger: anyway now you've got me hungry for fish cakes, bye!

People are so kind to us Polar Bears smile  

[Lolwut77]

That site is funny as hell.

Stranger: r u guy or gurl
You: Guy.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.  

[YunieCookie]

This was actually one of my friend's convos, but, it's so hilarious xd

Quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: OMFG HI.
You: <3
You: I LOVE YOU.
Stranger: HIIIII
You: DO YOU LOVE ME, BOBBY ?
Stranger: I SURE DO, JANE!
You: ...
You: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME ?!
You: MY NAME'S TILA !
Stranger: DAMMMMMMMIT
Stranger: I NEED TO WRITE DOWN YOUR NAMES OR SOMETHING
You: WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LOVE, BABY ?
You: WHAT ?!?!??!!
You: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME !
You: YOU b*****d !
Stranger: EHHHH~
You: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ?!?!
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: MY LOVE FOR YOU IS AS PURE AS SNOW
You: WHAT ABOUT OUR 4 CHILDREN, ROBERT, KEVIN, CHRIS, AND WYATT ?!
Stranger: AND FOR YOU AND YOU ALONE!
You: YEAH, PURE AS SNOW THAT'S BEEN PEED ON, I'M SURE.
Stranger: WYATT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME YOU TOTAL b***h
Stranger: WYATT LOOKS LIKE PASTOR MIKE!
You: WHAT, DON'T LIE
You: NO HE DOESN'T !
Stranger: SPITTING IMAGE!
Stranger: WHORE!
You: I SWEAR TO GOD, THOSE LONG NIGHTS OF CONFESSIONALS MEANT NOTHING TO ME !
Stranger: DAAAAAAAAMIT
You: I'M NO WHORE, I SWEAR TO GOD, SWEETIE, I LOVE YOU !
You: BUT IT'S YOU CHEATING ON ME !
You: BABY, PLEASE, LET'S GO INTO MARRIAGE COUNCILLING...
Stranger: I SAW YOUR SLUTTY POST ON CRAIGSLIST, AND IF I KNEW YOU WANTED 30 DOLLARS I'D HAVE GIVEN IT TO YOU BUT
You: OH COME ON, PLEASE.
Stranger: "NOOOO, MEET ME ON THE BU$ MALL, BABY"
You: YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T HAVE...
Stranger: SKANK WHORE
You: YOU NEVER GIVE ME ANY MONEY.,
You: EXCEPT WHEN I PLAY FOR YOU.
Stranger: WELL, YOU NEVER ASK NICELY
You: WELL, YOU PLAY HARD TO GET, SO MUCH.
You: IT WEARS ME.
Stranger: IF YOU ASKED POLITELY I'D GIVE YOU s**t
You: IT TIRES ME, BOBBY.
You: THAT'S EXACTLY /WHAT/ YOU GIVE ME, BOBBY. s**t.
Stranger: BUT YOU DON'T, BECAUSE YOU'RE A SKANK WHORE, TILA
You: PLEASE, BOBBY, BE NICE.
Stranger: OH SHUT YOUR COCKSUCKING MOUTH
You: COME ON HOME, LOVE, OUR 4 KIDS ARE WAITING FOR YOU !
Stranger: THREE KIDS,
You: WYATT WANTS HIS DADDY...
You: CHRIS IS CRYING...
Stranger: I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE THAT WYATT IS MINE
Stranger: CHRIS CAN SUCK IT
You: ROBERT MISSEES YOU !
Stranger: I'M LEAVING!
Stranger: ROBERT IS A WIMP
You: AND WHAT ABOUT KEVIN, YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD ?!
Stranger: I'M TAKING KEVIN WITH ME!
You: ROBERT LEARNED FROM HIS DADDY.
You: KEVIN'S MINE !
Stranger: NOPE, HE LOVES ME MUCH MORE
You: REMEMBER THE CUSTODAL FIGHT ?
You: HE CHOSE ME.
You: b***h, YOU DID /NOT/ JUST GO THERE...
You: NUH UH !
Stranger: IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, HE ALWAYS OMITTED YOU FROM THE FAMILY SCRIBBLINGS
Stranger: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE!
You: THAT PHOTO WAS PHOTOSHOPPED, BECAUSE THERE WAS YOUR SKANKY GIRLFRIEND THERE !
Stranger: YOU JUST WANT TO WHORE MY BEAUTIFUL SON OUT, YOU TRASH
You: HE DIDN'T WANT YOU, OR YOUR WHORES IN YOUR LIFE.
Stranger: POST HIM ON CRAIGSLIST
You: YOU'RE THE ONE INTO GAY INCEST, DON'T LIE TO ME, BOBBY.
Stranger: THEY AREN'T WHORES THEY ARE JUST REALLY BEAUTIFUL MISUNDERSTOOD PEOPLE, TILA
You: YOU'VE ALWAYS SPENT THOSE LATE NIGHTS IN HIS ROOM...
Stranger: OF COURSE THAT FLIES RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD
Stranger: I WAS READING TO HIM! READING!
You: AND /PLEASE/, THOSE WHORES DON'T NEED A ******** LABEL TO SHOW ANY MORE THAT THEY'RE WHORES.
Stranger: HARRY POTTER!
You: READING, PLEASE.
You: I SAW THAT PLAYBOY MAG THAT YOU WERE HIDING IN THERE !
Stranger: I FOUND THEM AT CHURCH, GODDAMNIT!
Stranger: THAT'S NOT MINE.
You: I FOUND ONE UNDER HIS PILLOW !
Stranger: MUST BE KEVINS
Stranger: THAT'S MY BOY!
You: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO GOES INTO HIS BED LATE AT NIGHT.
You: KEVIN IS BEING CORRUPTED BY THE TWISTED LIKES OF YOU.
Stranger: WELL, MAYBE IT WASNT HARRY POTTER THAT WE READ
Stranger: BUT
You: HE NEEDS BETTER PARENTAL SUPPORT !
Stranger: I'M NOT A f*****t, TILA
You: I'M TAKING THE CHILDREN AWAY WITH ME, BOBBY !
Stranger: HE NEEDS YOU TO GET OUT OF HIS LIFE
You: I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE,
Stranger: I JUST WANT KEVIN
You: I NEVER HAVE !
Stranger: OH, AND THE CAT
Stranger: THE CAT IS MINE
You: YOU AIN'T HAVING ANY OF THE KIDS, NOR THE CAT, BOBBY SR !
You: I'M GOING AWAY
You: FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE UNABLE TO FIND ME, BOBBY.
Stranger: ******** YOU, I'M CALLING MY COUSIN LEWIS, THE LAWYER
You: I'M DONE WITH YOU.
Stranger: YOU'RE GOING DOWN
You: LEWIS ******** ME, HE LIKES ME MORE THAN YOU.
Stranger: YOU'LL NEVER GET FAR ENOUGH AWAY
Stranger: NEVERY
Stranger: I'LL FIND YOU
You: I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY, YOU b*****d.
Stranger: YOU CAN NEVER STOP RUNNING, NEVER!
You: I CAN !
Stranger: AS IF I DON'T HAVE A PASSPORT
You: I HAVE THE LAW ON MY SIDE.
You: DOMESTIC ABUSE, IS WHAT I'LL FILE FOR
Stranger: NO, WE'LL GET A NICE MIDWEST JURY
Stranger: AND THEY'LL HATE YOUR FOR YOUR WHORINESS
Stranger: AND THE BOYS WILL ALL ME MINE
You: AND IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER, I ALREADY FILED FOR A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU, YOU SICK TWISTED b*****d !
You: AND I /GOT/ IT.
Stranger: THEN I'LL KILL THE JUDGE
You: SO STAY THE ******** AWAY FROM ME, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, BOBBY !
You: YOU CAN KILL THE JUDGE, BUT NOT THE ORDER !
Stranger: AND I'LL KILL THE LITTLE SUBPOENA SERVING PEOPLE
Stranger: AND /YOU/
Stranger: AND WYATT
You: YOU CAN'T KILL ME, BOBBY.
You: YOU LOVE ME.
Stranger: BUT NEVER KEVIN
Stranger: OH I'LL GARROTE YOU YOU b***h
You: YOU JUST WANT KEVIN FOR YOUR b***h SLAVE.
You: YOU LOVE ME, BOBBY.
You: YOU CAN'T DENY THAT.
You: ALL THOSE LONG, SWEET NIGHTS.
Stranger: AND YOU'LL BE SOMEWHERE FAR WAY, IN BRAZIL, IN PARAGUAY
Stranger: AND NO ONE WILL NO
You: YOU CAN'T ERASE THAT FROM THE PAST, BOBBY.
Stranger: AND THEN 50 YEARS LATER I WILL BE A MURDER MYSTERY!
You: LIES AND SLANDER !
Stranger: I'LL ******** ERASE EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!
Stranger: WHORE!
You: WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVINCE, BOBBY ?
You: ME, OR YOU ?
You: YOU'RE THE MANWHORE.
You: YOU KNOW THEM SOUTHERNERS DON'T TAKE TO RETARDS VERY WELL.
You: THEY'LL PUT YOU IN THE CHAIR !
Stranger: WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, I'LL KILL YOU, YOU JEZEBEL, AND TAKE WHAT'S INE
You: SO SMARTEN UP, b*****d.
Stranger: MINE*
Stranger: NO ONE WILL FIND ME
Stranger: AND IF THEY DO
You: AND LEARN HOW TO TYPE, YOU FREAK.
Stranger: AND IF THEY DO
Stranger: (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
You: ...WHERE ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME FROM, ONE OF YOUR WHORE'S HOUSE ?
Stranger: i never did manage typing
You: SHE'S RICH ENOUGH TO OWN ONE OF THEM PC THINGS ?
Stranger: A PC
Stranger: SHE OWNS A MAC, TRASHY SKANK WHORE
Stranger: A MAC!
Stranger: GO BACK TO THIRD GRADE
You: A MAC THAT SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE.
You: b***h, AT LEAST I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL !
Stranger: THAT'S NOT HER FAULT, CAN ANYONE REALLY USE A MAC?
You: UNLIKE YOU
You: BOBBY, OUR SWEET CHRIS LEARNED TO USE ONE,
Stranger: I WORKED HARD TO SUPPORT A FAMILY
You: WITHOUT /YOUR/ HELP.
Stranger: THAT NEVER DESERVED MY LOVE!
You: WHAT 'SUPPORT' ?
Stranger: NEVER!
You: YOU NEVER SUPPORTED ME.
You: NEITHER YOU CHILDREN.
You: NOT EVEN THE DANG CAT !
Stranger: THEY ONLY GIVE YOU SO MANY HOURS AT DAIRY QUEEN!
Stranger: I TRIED MY BEST!
Stranger: BUT THAT'S NEVER GOOD ENOUGH1
You: WELL, I /TOLD/ YOU TO NOT WORK THERE, DIDN'T I BOBBY ? DIDN'T I ??!
Stranger: AND IT'S NOT AS IF YOU EVER WORKED, EITHER
Stranger: BUT I LOVE ICE CREAM!
You: I WORKED HARD AT THE HOUSE, WHICH /YOU/ NEVER SEEMED TO UNDERSTAND !
Stranger: LOVE IT!
Stranger: AND KEVIN LOVES IT!
You: THAT'S WHY YOU SO DANG FAT AND BLOATED, SWEETIE.
Stranger: WELL YOU HAVE A SAGGY v****a
You: SAME GOES FOR YOUR p***s.
Stranger: FROM WHORING YOURSELF!
You: WHICH IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT...
Stranger: MY p***s IS LOVELY!
You: YOU CAN'T EVEN GET HARD ANYMORE.
Stranger: EXTENZE DID IT WONDERS!
Stranger: IT'S TRULY A BEAUTIFUL OBJECT
You: I SAW THE SECRET STACK OF VIAGRA AND ALL THAT s**t UNDER THE BED, BOBBY.
You: AND KNOW WHAT, BOBBY ?
Stranger: ******** YOU
You: ALL THOSE YEARS OF DEM' LOVEMAKIN', I WAS FAKING IT.
Stranger: ******** YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEHJHELJEKRJALEKRJ!
You: KNOW WHAT, I BET YOU'D LOVE TO ******** ME.
You: BUT YOU CAN'T.
Stranger: ADLSAGKJDAAAALDSKGJ
Stranger: ADKLFJAL
Stranger: GARBLE
You: NOW YOU'RE BEING RETARDED.
Stranger: smile )
Stranger: FAT SMILOY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rofl  

[WhisperingEternity]

Quote:

Stranger: hi
You: YOUR MOTHER IS A CLASSY LADY!
Stranger: mean ?
Stranger: lol
You: Sprechen sie english?
Stranger: mean ?
You: Dim, you are.
You: Friends, we are no longer.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Made me lawl. x3  

[Meerrawrem]

Quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
You: o.o' Well there's no echo in this room.
Stranger: lol asl
You: Which one do you want to know more?
Stranger: all
You: lol well, aren't we greedy.
You: a=18 f=18 and l=computer
You: s=f XD
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[blue_lutra]

Quote:

Stranger: THIS TIME BABY
Stranger: I'LLL BEEEEE
Stranger: BULLLEEET PROOOOF
You: -shoots-
Stranger: BULLLEEEET PROOOOF
You: -shoots-
Stranger: I AM SATAN
Stranger: EAT MY d**k OR DIE
You: -shoots with a watergun-
You: -filled with holy water-
Stranger: I PISS THAT s**t BRO
You: -gives you a kitten-
Stranger: touché
Stranger: *explodes in fire*

This is the first conversation I've had that I thought to be worthy of joining the thread.  

[GuillotineGirl]

I knew about this. I've made a few new friends on there. Some interesting conversations. The thing is... eek you have no clue who you're talking to. They could be ***** for all you know! sweatdrop I still go on there anyway. xd  

[blue_lutra]

It's not that I keep trying to bring back this thread/trend, I just happen to have funny conversations now instead of before.

Quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hey
You: can you read my mind?
Stranger: ..yes
Stranger: I'm male
You: ohgod they were right!
Stranger: and no, there is no fork in my left pocket
You: is it a knife?
Stranger: spoon, you're rusty
You: the voices were right, i am beginning to rust!
You have disconnected.

Btw, Soccer383, sometimes it's just kinda fun to screw with their minds, perverts or not.  

[Xevdon]

damn! lol  

[Catalog Cats]

I'm having an very nice conversation with some guy now.
First sane person I've found.  

[CR Kyrie]

Quote:

Stranger: you a guy?
You: Yes, yes I am
Stranger: are you an ugly guy?
You: On my good days
Stranger: ahaha on ur good days
Stranger: cuz I was guna say
Stranger: usually unattractive people who can't get a** go on here
You: lmao, is that why you're here?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some people just can't take a joke =(