Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[Orokunoki]

your a cat.  

[Erverain]

And you keep messing up grammatically. Whether or not it's on purpose is beyond me.

And besides, a cat is fine too.  

[Arcanas]

Your sword's not big enough for me  

[Orokunoki]

Your dragon is not long enough for me.  

[Sentama Lin]

You refuse to tan.  

[pickle relish]

Erverain

And besides, a cat is fine too.

Cats need loving, too!!

You never wear enough clothing. Even in public. I'm tired of people staring at us.  

[Phaeton]

We couldn't make ends meet. Your tastes are too expensive, we lost the house.  

[Red Glacier]

Because you spent all your time popping out of dark areas growling at me like that stupid chick from that one horror movie.  

[Sentama Lin]

You were having an affair. With another woman no less! *points to your signature* I get all the NFC Flatware.  

[124-C]

Constructive abandonment. stare  

[Roland Karloseth]

The alcohol abuse. It was just too much, and you got so VIOLENT... crying  

[Bassios]

THE PANTS! OH GOD THE PANTS! THEY HAUNT ME AT NIGHT!

crying

 

[wakusei]

I just couldn't handle the long distance!  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you kept tracking leaves through my nice clean house!
Then made me pick up the mess!

 

[pickle relish]

Your eyes are different colors...they creep me out. I'm tempted to stab you and bury you under my floorboards. I'm leaving you for your own safety. :3