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 Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 7:32 pm
Start screaming and collapse on the pavement and sue them for human roadkill. ninja
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:07 pm
Kill the person slowly starting with the same foot they crushed
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:18 pm
Problem: the dentist is going to drill and fill your tooth, however you managed to get a dentist that does not use painkillers.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:01 pm
Get up and politely tell the dentist that this method does not suit you and leave his office.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:37 am
Inject him with a lot of anesthesia and make it look like an accident. (Like a Mr. Bean moment) That way you can leave him numb on the floor while screaming I'm free!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:43 pm
Strap him down and pull out all his teeth, then take all the teeth and put them under your pillow for money in the morning biggrin
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:16 pm
Problem: The kid next door won't stop playing his annoying Justin Bieber CD !
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:01 pm
Calmly ask them to lower the volume of their music
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:58 pm
Walk over to next door and ask to speak to him. When he arrives, threaten him with a baseball bat. Make sure you have that bat with you so he knows you're not kidding.
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:03 pm
So there's the good and the bad. . .break the CD in half and slit his thraot with it.
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:09 am
problem:these shoes are giving me blisters.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:47 am
Take them off and sell them.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:02 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:21 am
Kill your shoes by stabbing it repeatedly and burning it in the end. Those shoes can't kill you no more. twisted
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:45 pm
Problem: Heidi and Spencer Pratt moved into your neighbourhood.
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