Wishing game

[raytray]

Granted, But you have to take an infinite dirt nap before that can happen.

I wish that I knew who everyone was and had a better memory.  

[Novatierrie]

Granted, but now you remember absolutely everything from all your past lives and it drives you insane. biggrin

I wish for a magical remote that controls time.  

[Xanatos Forever]

Granted, but the batteries die as you're visiting the Big Bang.

I wish...ah ******** it, I don't care what I wish...  

[Trish the Stalker]

Turns out you wished to become a woman. Still don't care?

I wish I could get some sleep.  

[Novatierrie]

We all know the story of Rip Van Winkle. domokun You've slept for fifty years!

I wish for a pony! biggrin biggrin  

[raytray]

Your pony only eats humans.

I wish I was enhanced in my senses.  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted... but you fart and kill yourself 'cause your nose is so sensitive 0.o;

I wish... I didn't have to go to that thing this weekend! gonk  

[[ Messanger ]]

[ Love ]

Your wish was granted, but instead you went to the desert.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

[ What keeps you down ]

 

[raytray]

Granted, but he makes your life hellish.

I wish I had someone to care for me. ;_;  

[[ Messanger ]]

[ Love ]

[ Wow.... not another one.... ]
Granted, but she has 3 others.

I wish I was with the guy I want to be with.

[ What keeps you down ]

 

[Novatierrie]

Granted. You are now attached at the hips.

I wish I had wings.  

[[ Messanger ]]

[ Love ]

Granted, but they melt off each time you wake up and come back when you fall asleep.

I wish I had a better lap top.

[ What keeps you down ]

 

[raytray]

Granted, but you fall to your death.

I wish that I could see myself in ten years time.


EDIT: Granted... it now burns your lap  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted... you're a mangles corpse being eaten by dogs.

I wish I knew what was in spam...  

[pixyseshy]

Granted...You now are spam!

I wish I had a phone.