-.- The Blame Game

[SangreLeach]

because you lie

why is my brother a complete imbecile?  

[monikarai]

because he just gave birth! cut him some slack...

where do babies come from?

 

[SangreLeach]

I don't know that that's a true blame game type of question actually, could you reword it or something?  

[monikarai]

heh my bad sweatdrop

why do Cheetas exist? (since I can't think of a way to reword my other ?)

 

[Prinniesdood]

Cause someone said they needed a SPOT in the world, too.

Who put the half eaten cookies back in the cookie jar?  

[Kalstolyn]

My bad, i've been cutting back so I only ate half of each.

why can't I wake up in the mornings?  

[SangreLeach]

because you forget you have to go to sleep at night first

why don't vampires exist and let us few who like them know about it?  

[monikarai]

because they love the attention!

Why do people have to fart so frikin much?!

 

[Kalstolyn]

because if they didn't, they'd explode. It would be very gross.

why am i so friggin itchy?  

[SangreLeach]

because you are about to explode! eek burning_eyes

why do people always leave you?  

[[Daikon~Rage~Haru]]

Cause they love you too much to be near you!

Why do you ask~? cool

 

[SangreLeach]

because it feels like everyone's leaving me crying

why is winter so freaking long?  

[monikarai]

because it loves you 4laugh

Why must life be so cruel?! gonk

 

[SangreLeach]

because it, unfortunately, does not love you...

why is cruelty so common?  

[Prinniesdood]

I blame humans. If they weren't around there wouldn't be any cruelty to animals only suvival of the fittest.

scream Who the hell made this stupid blame game!? Dx Oh, damn it! It was me!

Who made us go to war in the first place?