Anyone want a gift? -Posting/ Bump contest!!!

[Indefinite Beauty]

ok here it goes....

wen my mom was a teenager....
she wore a bikini out in the beach....
she saw a hott guy...
she tripped for some kind of reasons and landed on the hott guy...
then the hott guy said....

r u ok? hope it didn't hurt your pregnancy....

*my mom was alittle fat back then....
fine maybe alot of fatts...  

[Indefinite Beauty]

how's mine???  

[Supernova IC443]

bumper!  

[X-Galahad-X]

nearly 60 posts, eh?  

[lightstars]

BUMP =D  

[ItalianAngel333]

first bump! <----- heart  

[everyday ghost]

bu-ump  

[LatitudeOctopus]

bump 4laugh  

[Dominique Devlin]

Lamest. Joke. Ever.

This guy enters this bar and is holding three ducks. He puts them on seats and goes off to the toilet. Someone walks up to them and decides to have a chat. So he askes the first duck: "Who are you and how was your day?"
The duck answers: "My name is Huey, and I've been in and out puddles all day!"
The person asks the next duck, and the duck answers: "My name is Stuey, and I've been in and out puddles all day."
So the person goes to the third duck and says: "So I take it your name is Luey and you've been in and out puddles all day?"
The duck answers: "No, my name is Puddles, and you don't want to know what my day was like..."  

[orange is yummy]

So, the other day my dad asked me how old my teacher was.
I said really old, I heard she used to teack Shakespeare.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung

My friend asked me if I took a shower
I said why? Is one missing?  

[Dominique Devlin]

So today I had to help carry roof tile things. I suck at it. My fingertips and lower back are numb now. -_-  

[vercentgetorix]

For anyone who ever wanted to know

 

[sweetg799]

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[Calypso91]

xd *hug*  

[XxXChibiyukiXxX]

Dum dum da dum dum dum da dum dum dum Wait who's getting married? Is it you? No it can't be me. It has to be you. Hey since your getting married can I be the bride's maid? If not the flower girl? How about wedding planner? No, wedding designer? Pweas? 3nodding