Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[rickiegirl]

in the aittic

do you see wat i see?  

[fullmetal-hero]

i see a bright light

what's life like in the underground city of the mole people?  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

Dark.

What's the squar root of a millenium?  

[Kome-kun]

a million and 5

why is black dark?  

[oldtillyshifted]

Because it choses to be.
Why do monkeys throw poop?  

[Genetsu]

because I had to highlight to get the question.

Why can't I think of a good question this late at night?  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

Because the Pixis stole all of them from your mind (And yes, I meant to spell Pixi like that).

How many Dust bunnies can fit under your bed?  

[pickle relish]

a million, unless one is claustrophobic.

Where is my hairbrush?  

[Large Inmate]

It's in your maze of hair.

What happened to the dead rabbit?  

[Jeyu]

It Lived.

Why does the llama dance?  

[pickle relish]

Because it can't sing.

Why couldn't the llama sing?  

[Large Inmate]

But it can sing and it's name is Micheal.

Why is school so boring?

Sorry!  

[JauntyJabberwocky]

Where is your question?  

[Viara]

My question.. I guess it went to buy some milk for breakfast-

What.... is the average velocity of an African Swallow?  

[Large Inmate]

The average velocity of an american swallow is as fast as it can run.

What is an eclipse?