rave nights; Our very own RP thread! See 2nd post!

[Soultrain]

I am give linkage to the max!

# 45 - techno The original.

#116 - extra plug This one has Club Technochocolate in an easter egg at the end.

Secret thingy This is just funny.

 

[Jehosaphat]

Everyone loves Technochocolate! I like the Techno college guys in Teen Girl Squad! Or maybe just Club Technochocolate!  

[Soultrain]

*opens door to rave thread*

EWWW! Someones Mountain Dew got left out and is all moldy!

*moldy can of Dew starts moving*

AHHHH! *closes door*  

[StuffGal]

Wha-? I heard a door slam! ^_^ *runs to where SoulTrain just was and opens the door* Oh my God! It's a living bottle of Mountain Dew! My dream's come true!

*sniff sniff* Hey.... it kinda smells funky...

*Mountain Dew starts running towards herself* Is it trying to body slam me!? O_O *slams door* *hears a "THUD" moments later* That ain't no Mountain Dew, foo! *cue jibblies*  

[Soultrain]

*runs up*
Did you see it? It was horrible! I think that Mountain Dew has mutated into..... NEW COKE!!!!! gonk
*jibbliejibbliejibblie*

 

[StuffGal]

How long do you suppose its life span is? We need our rave room back T-T

Thread: *emanates Jibblie Aura*  

[Soultrain]

I dunno, maybe it died when it hit the door!

*cracks open door*

"Come on in here" ~ Mutant Cola

*slams door*

Ah! Jibblejibblejibblejibble  

[StuffGal]

Well, you know what this means... *pulls out plasma grenades and rocket launchers* We must kill it before it lays eggs!  

[Soultrain]

Agreed. 3nodding

*pulls out large automatic weapon*

All right, here's the plan: I'll crack open the door. You toss a plasma grenade in then I'll shut the door again. When it goes off, I'll kick the door open again and open up with my machine gun. twisted You cover me. *tosses StuffGal an M-16* If you see tentacles, run. Well, look into a nuclear solution then. domokun  

[StuffGal]

All righty! Whenever you're ready, I'll--- what's that smell!?

*looks down to see her boot's sizzling* Eeek! *pulls it off* What's this?!

Why.... it's radioactive booze! The Mountain Dew is oozing booze! eek *backs away from the door*  

[Soultrain]

Radioactive booze?! eek I think a plasma grenade and automatic weapons fire will just make it angry. gonk

*looks at Stuffgal's sizziling boot, which is beginning to dissolve*

I don't think the nuclear solution will work either. We have to resort to plan T.......T for TROGDOR! I'll outfit him with a laser sight so he doesn't burninate the entire thread! I'll get Trogie ready, you get another boot then barricade the door. I'll be back shortly!

*runs off toward Trogdor pens*  

[StuffGal]

'kay! *pulls a neon orange boot from under the bed and wears it* Now... what do I barricade this thing with? *eyes the bed* Hmm....

*pushes her bed and now-empty bookshelf against the door* I wonder if it'll be enough? *sees the door shake* Eeep! I better use... the 100-Sided Dungeons and Dragons Die of Great Legend! *shoves it up against the door*  

[Soultrain]

*returns with laser equipped Trogdor*

Well, that was easy! Troggie likes this laser sight.

Trogodr: I can burninate at 100 yards now! I'm even more powerful! As soon as I ditch these losers, all the world shall tremble before me! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

stare *Soultrain pulls out little remote and pushes button on it. Trogdor get shocked from the electroshock collar he's wearing*

Trogdor: Um, er, I mean I love the lasersight and I love the guild.

That's better. Now where were we? Ah yes....

I see the door is well barricaded. Holy crap, you even have a 100 sided die in there! Now, how do we get Trogdor in there with out letting the Mt. Dew monster out? *thinks for a monent* Do you think Trogdor will fit through the escape hatch?  

[StuffGal]

Escape hatch? You don't mean... The Terrible Escape Hatch of Much Doom, do you?! eek The one which many have escaped through, but have never returned?! The one which makes even the mightiest warriors faint at the very name of!?

....

.........Yeah, sure, I think he can fit. *hands SoulTrain a dust-buster* Just be sure to use this first... I think whoever usually cleans that place called in sick or something.

*flashes thumbs-up signal* Good luck!  

[Soultrain]

*takes dust-buster*

Thank you. I will make the guild proud!

*opens escape hatch outer door, and cleans up dust bunnies.*

All right, in ya go Troggie!

Trogdor: WHAT?! You're not coming with me?!

Of course not! You think I'm stupid? Don't answer that. Besides, you are the burninator. I'm just a crazy gaian with an electroshock remote. Now go.

Trogdor: But!

*goes to push electroshock remote button*

Trogdor: Alright alright, I'm going. Geez, you burninate one little kingdom and they get all uppity and arrest you.

*Trogdor enters escape hatch and Soultrain closes it behind him*

He's on Work Release, that's how he ended up here. Now all we need to do is wait.