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1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ]I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x]I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [x]I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x]Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [x]It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ]I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x]People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x]Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [ ]I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [x]I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ]'ve eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x]I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [x]I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x]Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [ ]I've fallen off of my chair before. ( Every day in math at least once)
33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.




42%?


I'm not stupid... Just a little stupid.

33% Crazy/Stupid and Proud of It!

1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [x] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [ ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [x] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [ ] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

lol im 51 % stupid!

Check in the boxes what you have done...

1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit
4. [x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [x] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.


Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.

1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [X] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to f**k off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [X] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [X] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [X] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [X] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [X] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [X] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture
17 x's, thats......... 51 percent (uses fingers lol)

1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit
4. [X] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [X] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh.
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [X] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. (It was all girls, though.)
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [X] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [X] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

I am 39% stupid sweatdrop

1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [x ]I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ x] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x]I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [x]I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x]Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. []It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ]I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. []People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x]Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [ ]I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. []I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ]'ve eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. []I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. []I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x]Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [ ]I've fallen off of my chair before. ( Every day in math at least once)
33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
I am 33 % stupid...figures

1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [x] I type only with my pointer fingers. hey, i type fast like this! you haven't seen me type. talk2hand
6. [ ] I have caught something on fire.....
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [ ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [1/2] I've caught myself drooling... only if i cry.
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [ ] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was
in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking
about.
32. [ ] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

2 and 1/2% stupid ^^ the 1/2 is because i only drool if i cry a lot.

EDIT: nevermind, 6 and 1/2% stupid. i'm the most un-stupid person who has taken this test! yay! ^_^

for the heck of it, i'm doing this again.

1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit (many times)
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. well, i saw
it once
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have caught something on fire..... (and almost my church..eep!)
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my
nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked
at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling...
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion
12. [x] If someone says the word "toot", I can't help but laugh. >
13. [ ]I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. >
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math sometimes
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared that what they threaten will
happen if I don't.
25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. (i have a roommate and we've seen each other change)
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Many times
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. (train's derailed multiple times)
32. [ ] I've fallen off of my chair before.
33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.


Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.

Repost this as "I am 39% stupid"