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 Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:04 am
Just be gentle...
I divided by zero.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:16 am
Me to. The answer is infinity.
I rigged the last election.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:35 am
Can you rig the next one for Hello Kitty?
I have a hole in my face.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:32 am
Can I use it real quick?
I pwnd Chuck Norris in everything.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:35 am
But did you pwn Technoviking, hmmm?
I have found a way to change shoes without taking them off.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:15 am
Do you give them a quarter?
I cut my toenails down to nothing.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:30 pm
But you don't even have toes.
I'm Batman.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:06 pm
Cool, but you ain't no Superman.
I shot your mom in the back of the head.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:48 am
From way over there? Nice shot!
This statement is a lie.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:52 am
But was the question a lie as well?
I had sex with Dora the Explorer for cash.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:40 am
I hope you used protection.
I'm arresting you and sending you to a forced labour camp for criticising the government.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:43 pm
I don't think that's a good idea. I'll just break out and leave a big hole in the wall to let others escape.
I just melted some guy's face right off his scull.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:46 pm
Wow... That's bad. With laser vision?
I ate the last piece of pie.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:42 pm
That's OK. I'll have some of the cake.
There's a bomb in your pants.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:19 am
Good thing I'm not wearing any pants.
I'm not wearing any pants.
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