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 Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:08 pm
I float like a butterfly I sting like a bee, I slept with your mom and now it burns when I pee
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:11 pm
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mama is so poor that she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
Yo mamas so poor that i found in the dumpster and asked her what she was doing.
She said "Christmas shopping."
Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.
yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops.
Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce.
Yo mama is so fat, she don't wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama is so fat, looks like she has a pack of hot dogs on her neck.
Yo mama is so cross eyed, when she cries, tears go down her back.
Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:11 pm
(say one line, then say the next 10 seconds later while having a convo. with a friend rofl )
Last Night I did your mom.
A Favor.
By making you.
A peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:13 pm
Ya momma's so poor her front door is the back door.
Ya mommas so poor her welcome mat says wel.
Ya mommas so poor I went to your house, a rat tripped me and a roach stole my wallet. rolleyes
And mrgreen Angel
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:16 pm
Lol. Thanks.
My little brother said that to me 2 days ago. So I said, "You're so desperate for sex, you have to screw your own mom? Wow. Talk about pathetic..."
He's 11 too! xd Which made his reaction even more priceless!
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:37 pm
Yo momma's so ugly when she was born her mom said "what a treasure!" and her daddy said "yes! lets bury it!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:41 pm
Lieutenant Sephiroth Yo momma's so ugly when she was born her mom said "what a treasure!" and her daddy said "yes! lets bury it!" xD Good one.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:44 pm
Lol.
Yo Momma so stupid, when she's trying to think she looks like she's constipated --> mad
Wow. I just realised I can't make a joke for crap. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:45 pm
Ya mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:48 pm
Once there was a blonde,
She decided she wanted to pick up a new hobby.
So she picked Horseback Riding....
When she got on the horse, everything was going fine..
Until she hit a bump and the sattle twisted and she was hanging on for her dear life under the horse...
She was getting beaten and battered..
When finally,
Ken a worer at Walmart came out and turned the horsey ride off.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:50 pm
My dad calls I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...
"I Can't Believe It's Snot Butter" rolleyes
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:54 pm
[X.Angel.X] My dad calls I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...
"I Can't Believe It's Snot Butter" rolleyes D: Earl says that too! He also says it's Snot fair. stare
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:05 pm
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:18 pm
stare
That's disturbing. gonk
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:19 pm
[X.Angel.X] stare That's disturbing. gonk I agree! x.x
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