Why did you divorce the aay?

[asmindys]

She was so... cheep.

-bad joke-

 

[HEYIQUITTHISSITESUCKS]

She told bad jokes. =w=  

[Kasai_Haigara]

She had an evil laugh that made me feel uncomfortable.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

He watched way too much Bleach, the spirit energy kept me awake at night! scream  

[Daypaw]

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

Because she poked my eyes out with that umbrella :<

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

 

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

She was always teasing me with that goddamn trident.  

[Windyful]

That weird spirit always creeped me out ._. ...  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

Your Phee-chan was always fighting with my spirit...  

[unk tensor]

Stinking up the bed.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

He wouldn't shave his 2 o'clock shadow from last week! dramallama  

[cooki3zdanerd]

She always had her back to me.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

She was leaving black feathers all over the place whee  

[Master Stamp]

she always had the worst of luck cause she left her umbrella opened indoors  

[Eternal Rebellion]

I didn't like staring at people wearing eye-patches. (Unless its Solid Snake of course) whee  

[Daypaw]

Congratulations! You've found the fifth egg!

Daypaw didn't write this post; Ebania edited this post to hide the instructions for claiming this egg! Sneaky, huh?

So here are the instructions for claiming it:


1. Check out the first post of the Easter Egg Hunt to see when this egg (5 / 9) will expire. If you're on time and the egg hasn't expired, great! You'll get two raffle tickets for a gold prize. If the egg has already expired, no worries! Claim it anyway for a single raffle ticket.
   
   
2. Send me a PM with your to-do list for today.
   
   
3. I will not reply to your PM, but I will indicate in my records that you have claimed this egg.
   
   
4. Do not share these instructions with anyone. Doing so sabotages your chances, as well as the chances of other rule-abiding players, of winning a gold prize.