Why did you divorce the aay?

[Eternal Rebellion]

She didn't like Cardinals..

4laugh  

[asmindys]

I felt like a lower-class citizen around her D8

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

(Ha ha, sorry if I made you feel that way - I'm a big Titanic fan lol )

She kept trying to shoot me with her arrows.  

[asmindys]

(lulz nahhhh, I just couldn't think of anything else x'D)

She always got in the way during target practice D<

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

(Thank you! mrgreen )

She would never let me join her target practice!  

[Time_is_but_a_wish]

She ate my crayons >.<  

[lllll7192lllll]

she was not good in bed  

[Daypaw]

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

He had a one-track mind.

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

 

[lllll7192lllll]

she wore her armor everywhere *clank clank clank*  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Time_is_but_a_wish

She ate my crayons >.<

( I would do that, *eats crayons* considering that I love art.. )

He relied too much on luck.  

[Daypaw]

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

She put that monocle on but couldn't commit to glasses.

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

 

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

Golden leaves scattered everywhere around the house, and astronomically high spendings on makeup.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Her steampunk outfit attracted constant visits of train conductors.

(I love your outfit by the way! 4laugh )