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 Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:56 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:13 pm
And if you return to Texas, you'll get the death penalty.
I walk around slapping people with a white glove.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:15 pm
Duel much?
I did not, however, shoot the deputy.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:31 am
Why not?
I'm not wearing any pants.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:25 pm
Taking Lady Gaga lessons?
I fart happiness.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:49 pm
Do you burp sadness?
I break boys hearts and I don't care anymore
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:31 pm
Be careful, karma is around the corner. I've been in a relationship with a woman once.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:59 pm
Make sure the curtains are closed so no pervs are videotaping it.
I wanted to be a dentist when I grew up when I was younger.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:05 pm
I can only imagine what you want to be now. I hate pork.
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:26 am
And pork hates you.
I nuked your house.
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:55 pm
Hope you had fun! :p
I want to be a photographer
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:51 pm
*moons you* take a pic of this.
I killed the elusive left sock stealer.
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:34 am
*Mourns the loss of the dryer* I made you a cookie... but I eated it. 
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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:56 pm
Then you don't get any cake.
Check out my cool dictator hat.
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:55 pm
*steals it* Nostalgic a little today
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