The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Goth_chi]

fortunately for the washerwonan's sons they had super stomach acids that allowed them to digest the force field in seconds without getting a stomach ache.  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately by eating the forcefield they created a rip in the fabric of time and the evil lord Blagulax came bursting through.  

[stargazer26]

fortunately, blagulax's nemesis comes through too to save the world  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately his nemesis was a hamburger....which he ate lol  

[krypton618]

fortunately the hamburger form was just a ruse to get inside of blagulax's defences and his nemisis burst forth from his forhead much like the goddess athena from zeus's head after he ate her too.  

[stargazer26]

unfortunately some freaked out humans mistook him for an alien and shot him  

[Crimsonhellite]

Fortunately this was all an illusion/dream of a mental patient eek  

[Lilith Blackthorne]

stand up and..

unfortunately your brain thought it was real

dance with us

 

[stargazer26]

fortunately you were strapped down and weren't able to harm yourself  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately the restraints broke  

[stargazer26]

fortunately people came in and put a straight jacket on you before you could hurt yourself and put you in a padded room so you could run into the wall to your heart's content and not get an injury  

[Lazy Watcher]

unfortunately they forgot to lock the door  

[1-harmony-1]

fortunately you fell asleep before you could get out the door and by the time you woke up the door was locked  

[Duke_Azriel]

unfortunately one of the orderlys got locked in with him  

[1-harmony-1]

fortunately you recover from your insanity quickly