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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:13 pm
Well, Jim. If sex isn't an important part of life for you, then so be it for now.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:13 pm
OH thank god I wasn't ditched crying *clings to everyone*
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:15 pm
Too much, Jimmy boy, too much... give a weeks rest and you'll be back to Yoric status. there once was a man in Peru who dreamt he was eating his shoe he woke in the night to his great fright to find that his dream was true! -Tsuji
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:17 pm
There was a young lad name of Durcan Who was always jerkin' his gherkin. His father said, "Durcan! Stop jerkin' your gherkin! Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'.
Heehee... I love limericks with a passion.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:18 pm
yeah me know no limericks
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:19 pm
The limerick's callous and crude, Its morals distressingly lewd; It's not worth the reading By persons of breeding - It's designed for us vulgar and rude.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:20 pm
XDDDDDDD Amen Tsuji... XDDDDDDD (( This limerick only works if it's like this... )) There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant p***s Would never do better than t h i s .
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:20 pm
Pahn knows the best Lymrics... I wish I could remember them...
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:21 pm
There once was a man from Calcutta Who peeped through a hole in the shutter But all he could see Was the prostitutes knees and the arse of the man who was up her.Namita Alas showed me her bum I shoved in my thumb And fiddled with her plumb Now she looks real weary Because she lost her a**l cherry -Tsuji
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:21 pm
yeah I'll just watch you guys write limericks
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:25 pm
there once was a guy from china that was such a bad climber he slipped on a rock landed on his c**k and now he's got a v****a! -Tsuji
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:26 pm
Heehee... his innie turned into an outie...
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:26 pm
SCORE!
>_> <_<
This weekend is going to be great... I've got everyone I need for the switch to happen now, AND I beat the high score on free bird! (as well as something else since I have digital cable!)
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:27 pm
that's... an interesting image in my head
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:28 pm
On-demand cartoons, AP? XDDDDDD
Other than infomercials and cooking shows, that's what I'd do with digital cable.
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