"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[nobdy42]

Because its not a dog

what is it  

[miss_murder24]

Grandpa.

So where's mom?  

[nobdy42]

Hunting down dad with a stun gun.

Were did i put my sword?  

[miss_murder24]

Behind the fridge.

(to much mcr D; )
If you marry me, would you bury me, would you carry me, to th end~?  

[nobdy42]

Depends on whats in it for me

if the world were to end tomorrow what would i be  

[miss_murder24]

On mars.

Why do emotes you aren't awarer you put in, sometimes mess up your sentences? D':  

[nobdy42]

because the computer hates you

why must there be a month before the new slayers season starts in japan  

[miss_murder24]

Because that's how long it takes you to find the remote.


Where's my left sock?  

[nobdy42]

With my right shoe

Is it sad to sit on youtube all day?  

[miss_murder24]

Only on Tuesdays.

spell-check?  

[xi_owned_youx]

oil check



marco?  

[nobdy42]

Pie

Cake?  

[miss_murder24]

Not for you.

Polio?  

[nobdy42]

Not for me

Who am I?