Why did you divorce the aay?

[Saucy Goblin]

Divorced because she overreacted about said nuking of lawn. It was pretty cool.

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

Divorced because he was too ironic - your signature says a powerful quote but you like to watch things blow up before your eyes?

 

[Daypaw]

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Divorced because I stubbed my toe and she didn't bring me a bandage emo

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[Eternal Rebellion]

Divorced because she kept hitting her toe! (To be honest, if that did happen I would the first person to be there and ask "Are you okay?" it happens quite often to my friends also - hope your alright! mrgreen )

Chaos: Sorry about earlier, I've noticed you've changed your signature so I apologize.

 

[Daypaw]

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xD I used to stub my toe so often as a kid that I have a permanent crack in one of my toe nails. It has never grown out. Always in the same place too- on the track of the sliding door leading to our patio xD

Divorced because she spawned a conversation in a game thread! EEEEK! (Lawl I love how it just kinda happens sometimes xD)

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[Eternal Rebellion]

I usually hit the side of our cardio machine, sometimes even the dumbells! razz Oh, I hate those tracks! Useful, but deadly mrgreen

Divorced because she livens up the conversations! (I love it too! YAY!!)

 

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I divorced her because she somehow got into body painting so much I barely could make it to work without a drawing or two on my face, chest and arms.  

[Daypaw]

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Divorced because he brought up a memory of the time I drew on a friend of mine at school.

All over his face. In marker. Early in the day.

It was awesome.

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[Eternal Rebellion]

Divorced because of reminding me of a memory also,

I've done that ones with different color makers on my own hand and started with the word 'art' and drew around it - my friend saw and wanted one also.

But then we suddenly felt a bit scarred that the fact having marker on our hands aren't so safe.. (not the washable kind..) sweatdrop

 

[Daypaw]

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Fired for reminding me of the time my brother tried to paint himself green as a child.

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[Woutan Kuunsuru]

You are fired for making me burst out laughing uncontrollably. rofl  

[Grey-Eyed Boleyn]

Divorced for having white hair (and therefore being much to old for me)  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

Divorced for having radioactive green hair.  

[Ronkuroe]

Divorced because I realised that white hair just isn't my thing talk2hand  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Divorced because "Who doesn't like people with white hair?!" To name a few: Dante - Devil May Cry.

Besides, let's not be judgmental, considering the fact that you look like Leon - Resident Evil!