Anonymous Gift Giving Thread - It's Back!

[Dark_Wyvern]

i will have pointy teeth in a second too  

[penned ignorance]

gak! then I can't be bowed to!
Well I still have a blindfold and a demonbow!  

[Dark_Wyvern]

never mind it wont work, can i probe you with a dark prober, it isnt a body part, like the pervy aliens do to uncontentious(sp) women i swear, you can even be contentious(sp) as proof *pulls out a weird black thing* there are three places i can probe you, two are inappropriate to say, the other is the belly button, i like the belly button the best *gets ready to probe*  

[penned ignorance]

*hides behind tree* nuuuu! My belly button ish tickly!  

[Dark_Wyvern]

*is behind you* well were'm I ganna probe you, would you rather i say bend over a table!!! If not then let me probe your belly button, or would you prefure the table, if you want i can strap you down and do it bellow the belly button, in between the legs. Am i getting to you yet, can i probe your button now?  

[penned ignorance]

*glare* nasty manipulator  

[Dark_Wyvern]

M1RACL3 DR34MZ

*glare* nasty manipulator

thats me, so choose one
1: belly button
2. rectum
3. v****a.....feels weird putting the last two  

[penned ignorance]

well the first is the least raunchy so that one
anyways.... I gotta go now  

[Dark_Wyvern]

*probes belly button, long black thing goes into belly button and probes you* you will now give birth to an alien life form, not mine of course, but what ever sample was in this  

[Magical Maiden]

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
Aww, thats so sweet~  

[Dark_Wyvern]

Silver Hellsing

From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
Aww, thats so sweet~

can i probe you? its through the belly button...  

[penned ignorance]

DX oh no  

[Magical Maiden]

You probe me and I kill you. Its as easy as that.

So, in other words... NO.  

[Dark_Wyvern]

M1RACL3 DR34MZ

DX oh no

HA I LIED, you now will gain alien powers, such as levitation, reading minds, and longer sexual pleasures....that last one isnt my idea, im just told to do it, the give me the lines

silver: ok  

[Dark_Wyvern]

*tosses probing thing in trash to disintegrate and hugs silver....for no reason*