Why did you divorce the aay?

[Eternal Rebellion]

Divorced because she couldn't wait,
To end our single debate,
Over a cookie I never ate,
Without any delay,
I'm a bad lier today.

 

[No Eyes No Tears]

Divorced because she wouldn't stop rhyming.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Divorced because he didn't like rhyme, like its a crime!

 

[Music Breaks Hearts]

Divorced because she would always throw peas into the air while singing church hymns.

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

Divorced because she had a beautiful avatar. (I love it, its amazing in so many ways.)

 

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

Divorced right after she turned into a stone statue (her avatar). Hugging and kissing one of those doesn't feel so good.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Divorced because he couldn't admire things made of stone. (Though in reality, some people really are - that's what friends and admirers are for! mrgreen )

 

[Crimsonhellite]

Divorced because she likes everything white and I like black  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Divorced because he scared me at night!

 

[Daypaw]

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

Divorced because she was afraid of the dark and therefore couldn't join the Midnight Society xp

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

Divorced because she had too many dragons! (They're all beautiful!)

 

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

Divorced because she thought dragons are beautiful.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

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Divorced because his armor was very noisy at night.

 

[tikaboo]

divorced because you was sneaking around at night with someone with loud armor. Waking all the animals.  

[The Revered One]

I should've ran away the second I found out she liked her animals more than armor. emo