Why not have a ^<v game?

[pa130unglitched]

^(0ur53 1 |)0
> |-|45 |_3|=7 70 60 |-|4v3 |=un |3u7 n0w 15 r37urn1n6 70 |-|15 p30p|_3
v ...5up stare ....j00 |)0n7 |

[Bakurali]

^ Ummm....what?
> Doesn't like chatspeak. sad
v Might be a cat. stare  

[pa130unglitched]

^n0...
<|3u7 5up3r n3|<0-p4|3|_0 w0u|_|) |33 (00|_
v 46r33?  

[Blooming Lotus]

^ Can't read chatspeak
>Is confused about this game XD
v Bet you can't lick your elbow  

[pa130unglitched]

^...1 5p34|< |_337 n07 (|-|47 5p34|< 7|-|3r35 4 |316 |)1|=|=3r3n(3
<...6rrrrrr
v *5(r34(|-|* *p0un(3* *(|_4w (|_4w (|_4w*  

[Garynook]

HEY! scream
I'm not the one that is calling 1337 chatspeak!
Please get me bandages gonk  

[pa130unglitched]

^ *(|_4w (|_4w(|_4w*
<|3u7 |-|3 |)1|) r1(|< r0|_|_ m3
V ...n3v3r 4641n.... stare  

[Garynook]

|)0||'7 `/0|_| |_1|<3 ®1(|< 427|_3`/?
Talked 1337.
Always does.  

[Key of Heart]

^ Hello!
< Will log off in 10 minutes
v Will be on for an hour?  

[duckies-and-doggies]

^ Nope, been on all day
< Wants to play the violin
V Is dying to go to the beach  

[Emperor Magnis]

^No
> is getting wind waker in a few days
V will be wearing something blue  

[Twister Atma]

^ Is correct
< doesn't feel like doing her homework
v Is a person  

[pa130unglitched]

^n0p3 ...^.^
>1'm ju57 4 7|-|3 p|-|y51(|_3 m4n1|=3574710n 0|= y0ur |-|0p35 , |)r34m5 , n16|-|m4r35 & p|-|34r5
V ....4n|) 7|-|475 w|-|y j00 |_0v3 m3 50 mu(|-|....^.^  

[duckies-and-doggies]

^ |_||-|, ||0 1 [)0||'+
< Is singing loudly
v Sings in the shower