what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Stalk him.  

[Ariemea]

Pull out a revolver and start playing Russian Roulette with myself, since I'm obviously already dead if I'm seeing intelligent, sentient penguins.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Check her teeth to make sure they don't look like witch teeth.  

[Ariemea]

*rots his teeth out* After all, I AM the cavity fairy.... emotion_awesome  

[KBiT]

Wonder just how much candy I'd had before going to bed.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Tell him it wasn't the candy that did it and that it was the breath of fresh air.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd wonder how my bed got to Antarctica.  

[Ember Terran]

Sue him for malpractice  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Annoy her until she gets me some fish.  

[KBiT]

Kick him out, not just out of the bed but out of the house  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Tell him my bed is not a trench for warfare.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Tell him I chased a mouse into his mouth and that he ate it.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Throw up on him after being told that.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Get some tennis balls and then hit the balls at him for throwing up on me... maybe I should have showered first... too late!  

[KBiT]

Scowl at his bright colours, then commando crawl across the floor and out the door