Does anyone of you write a poems?

[God-Raped-Me]

I know... twisted  

[Trish the Stalker]

Fingers weaving destiny
On a page in perfect harmony
Words spun like silver thread
Into gossamer wings
Which take flight on the imagination
Ideas no longer rooted in reality
But set free like dreams among stars

Five second poetry FTW.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

I love your mother,
yes I do,
don't be a bother,
go to school.

O.o  

[God-Raped-Me]

rofl  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

I totally just submitted that to a writing site.  

[Kalstolyn]

Kals is questing again!

They'll offer to publish it in a book, charge you for the book, tell you you've won a trophy but you have to pay $50 for it, and invite you to a conference in Disneyland.

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[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

o.O Was that directed at me?  

[Kalstolyn]

Kals is questing again!

yup.

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[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Lawl. The site I use doesn't do that. ^_^

Go me!  

[God-Raped-Me]

There was an old man,
who lived by the sea.
He had no p***s,
so he couldn't go pee.

He went into town,
to buy some potatoes.
When he got home,
They had turned into tomatoes.

He walked all around
to see who was there.
But as he was walking,
he tripped over a chair.

He then woke up,
from his strange little dream.
Just to find out,
There was a pool of cream.

There's my 5 second poem.

 

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

He looked at her poem,
and decided to read
all the words that she wrote
without trying to bleed.

However he did
all over his clothes
upon reading the part
about a creamed load.

o.O

crying Took me way more than five seconds. Slow poet is slooooooooooooow.  

[God-Raped-Me]

haha enjoyed it eh?

I made one in gr 10 about a gay sailor, well i had to turn him into a straight sailor for the teacher..... b***h. It was funny as hell because he was dreaming about manly thighs, but I can't remember how it goes anymore.

 

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

=O

Are all your poems x-rated? Lol.  

[God-Raped-Me]

No, the one I wrote in school was PG-13. but what fun is a poem without being X rated now a days?! xp  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Iono. I can't think of how to write one. Lol... I tried to think of one, but it failed.