Corrupt-A-Wish

[Black Cat Hamlet]

... I wish I could understand that wish sweatdrop  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, but it's strangely unfulfilling.

I wish for my first day back at school to be fun and easy.  

[Bassios]

Granted, but on your second day back all hell breaks loose and there's a food fight in the cafeteria just as you're walking though.

I wish I was the first to discover aliens.

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[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but you have a heart attack from the shock of seeing what they actually look like

I wish I knew everything  

[Chemmon]

granted, but now your brain is too big and explodes.
i wish i new what to wish for.
ninja  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted. You wish for candy and it all goes to your thighs.

Hmmmm *yawn* I wish I had a goat so I wouldn't have to mow the lawn.  

[Erverain]

Granted, but the goat eats more than your lawn, and you are thrown out of town.

I wish people would stop debating whether ninjas or pirates are better.
It's Vikings for the win, dammit!  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're talking about the football team and either don't take you seriously or take you too seriously and start a fantasy football league =/

I wish I had a poodle with the super power to make other poodles explode 0.o;  

[K.D.D]

granted, but it got put down the next day for violently attacking other dogs

i wish that rated didnt exsist (pg 13,pg 14,family, mature)  

[Mugen Nagrom]

Granted but everyone becomes desensitized to hardcore porn and violence until everyone is only into sex and killing and the world becomes a bloody mess.

I wish I could control time at will  

[Large Inmate]

Granted but you become a "Ghost" in the system and can only see what happens and not interact at all.

I wish the world would end already.  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, but then as soon as we blow up we somehow screw up the universe and cause time to go backwards, so now we're back... Though we're going back in time. Less than a hundred years and we'll be coming out of WWII, then fighting it, then going into it, then...

I wish that I had the ingredients to make some chocolate chip cookies.  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but the moment you get them you forget why you wished for them in the first place

I wish animals could talk  

[blue0212]

Granted, but they don't wanna talk to you.

I wish To see what it's like to be alive and dead at the same time  

[Evadora]

blue0212

Granted, but they don't wanna talk to you.

I wish To see what it's like to be alive and dead at the same time

Granted. *gun shot* Now half you is alive on earth well the other half is in hell. (did I mention that you have to shot yourself every hour for the spell to keep working?)

I wish I had all the chocolate in the world!