Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[Red Glacier]

Because you never would see a doctor about those eyes of yours, seriously I think its ocular cancer >.O  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you didn't even have a body!

 

[Arcanas]

You always scratch me during sex! I don't like pain!  

[invisible-weirdo]

You never change clothes! You're starting to smell >.<  

[Senryoske]

Your consistantly beating me with your staff  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because I found out your species likes to eat humans.

>8[

 

[Kalstolyn]

those red stripes were creeping me out. I only like red stripes on people when I was the one who put them there... with my crop.  

[Bassios]

You kept dipping me in maple syrup. I don't mind it on special occasions, but ALL THE TIME?!

gonk

 

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you spoke like a pirate, it was getting too hard to take you seriously!


gonk

 

[Kalib]

It was the cat hair. You can't be taken seriously as a vampire lord with cat hair on your cape.  

[wakusei]

Because if media has taught me anything...it's never be in a relationship with a vampire.  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you never wore anything other then fall colors.

One can only take so much shades of browns, yellows, oranges... and...and AUGH!

 

[invisible-weirdo]

You clawed out my eyes!  

[Taeryyn]

Because you love Lemmy more than me. crying  

[Red Glacier]

Because you're a dude and I was drunk at the time!