Vending Machine

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

I throw the yucky coffee beans away.
I insert a teddy bear.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

you get a 15yr old teddy bear fallin' to pieces because it was a child's comfort toy.

I insert hair brush

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

I use the hair brush to brush my hair.
I insert Vanilla Ice-cream.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

You get melted ice cream 5 days old

I insert a black widow

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

I crush the black widow.
I insert candy corn.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

I gobble up all the candy corn

i insert the empty bag

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

I put carrots in the empty bag and give it to a homeless person.
I insert The Muppets.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

you get awesome childhood memories

I insert a lock of justin timberlake's hair

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

I throw the hair in the nearest dumpster where a bunch of, screaming in horror, girls run to try and retrieve it.
I insert a very smelly, dirty, yucky, Justin Timberlake fan girl.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

I put her to work in a shoe factory

I insert a pair of brand new shoes

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

I donate the shoes to a shelter.
I insert Barbie.

Because grey will not do.

 

[shiasam]

AHHHH!!!!!!! BARBIE! i rip off barbies head and jump on it.

i insert a hobo o.o  

[Hikaruhia]

I smile and ask the hobo his/her name.
I insert a llama.  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

rides the llama up the moutain

inserts a piece of gold

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Hikaruhia]

Squeals and runs to spend the gold
Inserts smelly cheese