Why'd the chicken cross the road?

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

because my daughter was chasing her!

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[shiasam]

i saw a god one it went why did the frog cross the road?

answer: cause he was strapped to the chicken  

[emorhconom esor]

because she had bird flu!  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

because she needed to cash a check at the bank across town

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Saint Crazy The Follower]

To get to the delicious coconut cream pie on the other side.  

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

Because she needed to get to church to praise Jesus with all the other chickens.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

Because her internet went out at home so she was going to the internet cafe across town so she could check her gaia

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[Br1ttana]

You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey

To go to work at Mcdonalds.

Because grey will not do.

 

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

to protest the chicken slaughter house sweatdrop

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"

 

[psychocat Inc]

because the tracking device wore off  

[thrashmetaljunkie]

so someone would start asking "why did the chicken cross the road?" to baffle others.  

[psychocat Inc]

To reach James Coney Island  

[JrSuper]

Because it felt like it >: |  

[psychocat Inc]

to go eat at KFC  

[faithful quenga]

There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"

To see if anyone would spend hours of their life trying to figure out why rofl

And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"