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 Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:00 am
Having a sharp object can intimidate others, but they are useless against guns and those who can shoot other stuff.
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:30 am
Winter is brewing. Stock up on acorns.
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:10 am
Cookies can solve all problems except when there is no cookies
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:03 pm
It's starting to become the time of year where we put our shorts away and take our pants back out.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:34 am
When you stab someone, stab hem in the back because if they live, they won't be able to move.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:21 pm
It is always polite to keep your kitty litter in the litterbox.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:26 pm
To carry a weapon into battle dictates wars. To carry a weapon against true rivals dictates history.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:32 pm
Most wars cannot be waged without money, so make sure you have a lot of money.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:02 am
Fame is fleeing, especially in this age of the internet, so make sure you save some of that money.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:17 pm
You need advice about that thing on your mouth. If you keep it on, you can't eat and you will starve.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:37 pm
Do not live where big scary owls live. Or foxes. Or anything that eats squirells.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:54 am
When you tick someone off, make sure you're wolf and you are prepared for battle.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:23 pm
When you wear the same costume for some while, you're gonna have bad time.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:46 pm
Wearing a cat on your head while hunting is not a good idea.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:17 pm
Keep telling the kids to brush and floss regularly and you'll be out of a job
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