The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Callius: Why does everyone in this goddamn family have daddy issues?

Cyrus: (grinning): Do you honestly think those are my only issues?

source : Chrys Reviews
characters involved : Callius Lillantine, Cyrus Lillantine  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Dagrun: Gentle reminder to not eat too much candy before bed

Donner: No

Dagrun: This was a gentle reminder yet your words of defiance fill me with ungodly rage

source : tumblr
characters involved : Dagrun Eide, Donner Eide  

[Julian Galaksylph]

[the Eide siblings during their Durmstrang years]

Rubin: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined.

Austmar: Heck.

Rubin: You’re on thin ******** ice.

Rubin: ... Oh no.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Rubin Eide, Austmar Eide  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Edgar: Sam, I am this close to smacking you

Sam: Your fingertips are touching.

Edgar: Exactly.

Sam:

source : unknown
characters involved : Samuli Farquarson, Edgar Farquarson  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Tanna: Don’t say a word.

Tassy:

Tassy: Fergalicious

Tanna: I said no words!

Tassy: Oh, I see! Two weeks ago we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you!

source : psyche
characters involved : Naitanna Hawthorne, Natassia Lovell  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Mirzam: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case

Rick: Mirzam that's a coma

Mirzam: Sounds festive

source : tumblr
characters involved : Richard Drage, Mirzam Owens  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Lore: You’re behaving remarkably immaturely.

Harbringer: You know why? I am immature. I’m a teen. I’ve yet to mature.

source : buffy the vampire slayer
characters involved : Sasha "Harbringer" Dobrev, Firmin "Lore" Deadman  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Chrys: Where's Byuch?

Liddie: Somewhere disappointing Jesus

source : psyche
characters involved : Chrysanthemum Meadows, Lydia Spencer  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Anti: You don't want to mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

source : bob's burgers
characters involved : Antigone Lillantine  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Headmaster Steele: Good morning cruel world.

Rick: Don't you mean goodbye?

Headmaster Steele: No, I meant good morning. This world may be cruel, but I'm still kickin'.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Richard Drage, Headmaster Timothy Steele  

[Julian Galaksylph]

after the forest incident

Matteo, picking up the phone: Hello?

Ivar: Hey it’s Ivar.

Matteo: What’d he do this time?

Ivar: What? No. I mean it’s actually me

Matteo: …

Matteo: What did YOU do this time?!

source : scott pilgrim
characters involved : Ivar Eriksson, Matteo Eriksson-Eide  

[Graydon Ironshield]

Katya: “That’s not fair to you,”

Faina: “I stopped caring about what was or wasn’t ‘fair’ long ago. You know why?Because I thought about it once. What if the world was really and truly fair? It would mean that all the awful things that happen to people does so because they’ve earned it, and that isn’t a pleasant thought."

Katya: “Why would he lie to us about even knowing who we are? That makes absolutely no sense.”

Faina: “Everyone lies. The innocent lie because they don’t want to be blamed for something they didn’t do and the guilty lie because they don’t have any other choice."

Source: "Babylon 5"
Characters involved: Faina and Katya Patrovna  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Maura: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry-

Cel: Not a rivalry. You’re just mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

source : superstore
characters involved : Agnes Maura McDonald, Ceallachan O'Madaidhin  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Anandi: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Julius, turning his head: Hey, Caleb. How tall are you?


source : tumblr
characters involved : Anandi Chahal, Julius Devereux, Caleb Devereux