Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[fullmetal-hero]

an eclipse is when a fat person passes by a window and everything goes dark

what is the Prince of Persia doing right now?  

[Kome-kun]

sailing to the planet of Parpar 9.

Should trees be allowed to vote?  

[xfantasyxloverx]

Only if the flowers want to.

What is gravity?  

[[Aeon Flux]]

A quality sadly lacking in pop music, except as artificial gravity.


When did Al Sharpton lose weight?  

[Large Inmate]

Because he wanted too.

Why does Gaia have a cheese_whine emote?  

[[Aeon Flux]]

To have some whine with their cheese...

Why does your avi have eyebrows?  

[DaisukeOrDark]

So it doesnt look like Gaara.

When will InuYasha end?  

[xfantasyxloverx]

When the aliens forget to bring their stunrays.

Where do babies come from?  

[Kome-kun]

from Barbie and Ken.

Why can't pigs fly?  

[xfantasyxloverx]

Because then the worms would want ears.

What holds up the sky?  

[Kome-kun]

gigantic stacks of refried bean burritos

How does dirt help digest food?  

[Trish the Stalker]

It makes it feel gross so your stomach wants it out faster.

What on earth is a dorkasaurus?  

[Uchiha_Jacob]

dorkasaurus? my sisters
why she standomg over shulder ready to kill me?  

[Taqo]

because your cool like that

why cant my shoes eat cheese?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because they're lactose intolerent, duh!

Why did this old man come rolling home?

(with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone...)