HOW NOT TO BE A NOOB 101 *READ OR ILL EAT YOUR BABIES*

[HellKnight Azrael]

jesus christ theres a ton of stuff here!  

[Pole_Worker]

Took awhile with my reading abilities, but I read it all...  

[Angie moo]

Pole_Worker

Took awhile with my reading abilities, but I read it all...

So you know how not to be a newb? xd  

[Angelic_Highlights]

[Reclaimer_Alchemist]

jesus christ theres a ton of stuff here!

Yes there is, it took me a while to indeed finish it, it still is a work in progress as more rules come into play. But it is a simplier topic of everything so it is worth reading through.

Pole_Worker - thankyou for reading it all through i understand it can take a while but best thing to do smile  

[hanageek]

THIS IS ONE GENIUS THREAD! heart

 

[Okojo]

this should have take a while...
*respects*
3nodding
I red E-VE-RY-THING
*proud*
4laugh

 

[Sindenky]

im a foob and im proud not a n00B but a fo0b
verry different!!  

[Odama]

lolz after reading all this its hard to believe that many people dont follow these simple rules, but its probably just because i've been in this guilld for a long time...
i understand that sometimes it just takes a while to get used to new rules, especially if ur new to gaia  

[Darthspanky]

ninja_lord

im a foob and im proud not a n00B but a fo0b
verry different!!

please tell me what a f00b is... in confused  

[EggaSponge]

Darthspanky

ninja_lord

im a foob and im proud not a n00B but a fo0b
verry different!!

please tell me what a f00b is... in confused

Me thinks that thou who claims to be a "f00b" is a "n00b"  

[Tsalagi1923]

Great job! Even for me, 'though I am not a noob, this was quite informational.  

[Angelic_Highlights]

thank you i am glad.  

[SecondBanana]

lushrocker

That is a lot of words....

Other things on how not to be a noob.

1) Chatspeak- THE LETTER U IS NOT A WORD! NOR IS Y, R, OR K. Jeez.

2) Leetspeak - PUTTING NUMBER IN WORDS DOES NOT MAKE YOU BIG OR CLEVER! if you going to say "Hello, how are you?" Then type it! not. "y0 w4t5 up h0wz j00?" Or whatever. That, is a pain.

3) IT'S A CAPITAL I! When you are saying "I" As in, reffering to YOURSELF. It is a capital letter. Same with the beggining of your scentences.

4) Apostrophes- Ahem, words like "I'm, It's, can't, won't, don't ,isn't" All have apostrophes. See where they are? Use 'em.

5) This isn't noobish, but it's equally annoying.
DON'T PUT YOUR FONT IN PINK IF IT'S GOING TO BE A SIZE NINE!
People think size nine is sophisticated, fine, but making it impossible to read is just a pain in the butt. >.>

6) Lol, brb, gtg, ect. are all fine, Just, PLEASE don't fill your posts with lol every second words.

7) When it comes to rping, two scentences is NOT A POST!

You have sucessfully learned about noobhood.

Oh, on that note, spelling. I know its hard for your fingers to cope with, but try a spell checker once in a while.

maybe this should go in the rant..

This is just my opinion, but some of that stuff is more "how to be a grammar nazi" than "how not to be a noob"  

[Xx Lushrocker xX]

SecondBanana

lushrocker

That is a lot of words....

Other things on how not to be a noob.

1) Chatspeak- THE LETTER U IS NOT A WORD! NOR IS Y, R, OR K. Jeez.

2) Leetspeak - PUTTING NUMBER IN WORDS DOES NOT MAKE YOU BIG OR CLEVER! if you going to say "Hello, how are you?" Then type it! not. "y0 w4t5 up h0wz j00?" Or whatever. That, is a pain.

3) IT'S A CAPITAL I! When you are saying "I" As in, reffering to YOURSELF. It is a capital letter. Same with the beggining of your scentences.

4) Apostrophes- Ahem, words like "I'm, It's, can't, won't, don't ,isn't" All have apostrophes. See where they are? Use 'em.

5) This isn't noobish, but it's equally annoying.
DON'T PUT YOUR FONT IN PINK IF IT'S GOING TO BE A SIZE NINE!
People think size nine is sophisticated, fine, but making it impossible to read is just a pain in the butt. >.>

6) Lol, brb, gtg, ect. are all fine, Just, PLEASE don't fill your posts with lol every second words.

7) When it comes to rping, two scentences is NOT A POST!

You have sucessfully learned about noobhood.

Oh, on that note, spelling. I know its hard for your fingers to cope with, but try a spell checker once in a while.

maybe this should go in the rant..

This is just my opinion, but some of that stuff is more "how to be a grammar nazi" than "how not to be a noob"

Yeah, I know some of it is a little ott.
But i mean as in chatspeak. nearly ALL noobs you meet, will be talking in chatspeak.

Eg: "will u b my geerlfrend??"

Plus, ya never meet a noob with good grammar ^^