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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:28 pm
That's what you get for running repeatedly into a wall, side on!
I'm going to beat you to death with this baseball bat.
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:13 am
to bad im imortal I once messed up my sisters room
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:03 pm
I hope you messed it up good.
I ate my mom again.
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:24 pm
Time to assassinate you after your mom is rescued.
I once got lost in wal*Mart.
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:57 pm
I swear they're slowly growing. Not by adding additions on, they just grow naturally.
I peed in your cereal.
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:00 pm
You have a three minute head start.
I have to see if I have TB tomorrow.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:09 am
Oh. Um, good luck with that.
I can't stop myself from... mocking someone.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:32 am
Mock away.
I like a good joke.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:08 pm
It was so funny I forgot to laugh.
I have a problem with staying focused.
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:24 am
I'm sorry, what was that? I wasn't paying attention.
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:16 pm
You say something?
I stole your cookies.
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:13 pm
Give them back or the puppy gets it.
I left a monkey with a gun in your room.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:01 am
Yeah? and I got a tank to shoot it.
I ate your last muffin.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:50 pm
It's okay. I wasn't going to eat that one. It was poisoned.
I poisoned my last muffin and left it as a trap.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:23 pm
I am going to need a doctor.
Every time I see or hear a moose, or I read or hear the word moose, I think of Bullwinkle from The Bullwinkle Show.
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