Do something to the next poster

[GoldenFraggle]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!! FUN FUN AND MORE FUN !!!!

Wraps the next poster up like a festive gift package and mails them to Jaxcam !  

[KBiT]

Wait... What?
OH SHI-

*leaves next poster his lifetime supply of Candy Canes*  

[Cerebral Perception]

Whee!! I get to keep Kibbles, and his lifetime supply of candy canes!! *snuggles Kibbles*

*gives next poster $20*  

[333sama333]

Yay! Thank you onee-chan! ^^

*Glomps next poster and gives them a cookie*  

[Cerebral Perception]

^^ Thanks, imouto-chan.

*goes off to rent all of Disneyland for a day for next poster*  

[silverlum45]

Why thank you, but "It's a Small World After All" is stuck in my head now.

*fondles the weenus of the next poster*

(Weenus=elbow in the Sunshine State, just so you know.)  

[KBiT]

Please be wary; my joints are moving parts

*holds up the next poster and demands candy canes*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*puts the sword-arm into the ground, points the gun-arm toward him, and holds him in a headlock* No Kibbles.

*ignores next poster (unless it's Kibbles) because I'm to busy dealing with Kibbles*  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

*feels lonely* =<

I know! *builds a dispenser for the next poster*  

[GoldenFraggle]

A dispenser of what ??? You didn't say !

Holds mistletoe over the head of the next poster and gives them a big slurpy, sloppy, smoochy kiss !!  

[Cerebral Perception]

*chokehold* Never do that again.

*tells next poster they can have all the money in my pocket if they hit him with a frying pan*  

[KBiT]

Sweet I can get some candy canes!
*Realises he has no hands*
Damn

*Offers to sub-contract the above offer to the next poster and half the reward between them*  

[Bubbly Plain Jane]

*hits with frying pan then takes all the oney* $2?! You cheap b*****d!

*chops off the next poster's head with a hatchet*  

[333sama333]

Wait, WHAT?! 0_0 N-no! Wait...! *Chop* Owie. crying That hurt.

*Shuffles over to next poster and clings to their arm* Shadow's being mean to me! crying  

[Cerebral Perception]

*pats disembodied head* It's okay. Just be glad I made you immortal. Weasel, stop being mean to my little sister.

*gives next person a musket*