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 Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:21 am
Laugh lightly then ask if he called for back-up.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:53 am
Beat him with tennis balls.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:27 am
Make sure everything is put away.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:18 pm
Go back to sleep and hope that next person I wake up to is a female.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:10 pm
Throw all of his sharp objects out the window, just to be safe.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:39 am
Take off his shoes and tickle his feet.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:57 pm
Shank him with this knife.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:26 pm
Disarm him of his knife, then ask "You ever wonder if God might be kinda like a Lovecraftian alien that's just beyond human understanding?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:29 pm
Tell him to stop staring at my signature.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:33 pm
Show him my rear and tell him to stop staring at it.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:34 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:05 am
Do the whole hold him without charge for up to twenty-four hours thing, or until I could pin something on him
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:50 am
Look at her and ask,"How do you like your coffee?Or are you a soda person?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:10 pm
Allow me to show you my thoughts.... I wouldn't mind much, for she's rather adorable. .... and that was the cerebral perception
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