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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:20 pm
Do you think of Rocky when you hear, see or find the word 'squirrel' as well?
I'm dressed as Hitler with a miniskirt and a pair of high heels on.
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:57 am
(And the answer to your question is yes.)
Oh my. It is time for me to declare war.
I'm off to see the wizard of Oz.
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:29 pm
Saw him yesterday. His reputation is mostly just hype.
I laugh at random people.
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:36 pm
You have to pick a specific person and laugh at them only.
I farted in your bed.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:45 am
It's okay, it was for my sister.
I feel like weird.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:18 pm
I told you not to eat the mushrooms.
I killed Justin Bieber.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:34 pm
Did you record your murder on video? I want to see it.
I got nothing to say.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:12 pm
Then what the hell was that?
I'm a monkey who's lost their tail.
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:56 am
You are now an ape.
I stole monkey's tail.
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:22 pm
Sorry, only the monkey's paw grants wishes, not the monkey's tail. You stole it for nothing.
I torture people I don't like.
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:53 pm
Can I watch with popcorn?
Once, I accidentally mooned my parents while purposely mooning strangers.
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:17 pm
I bet that arse got tanned for that.
Military boots are awesome.
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:51 am
If I can adapt to them, then I agree.
Someone gave me the idea of calling the action of showing your front down stairs sunning.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:49 am
Some people are like slinkies... They arent good for much but they still make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
I can't find my cloths.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:40 am
The cat came and gave them to the dog.
I am tired, but don't want to go back to sleep.
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