Why did you divorce the aay?

[Rennity]

Because she kept poking me in weird places with that.. Sharp item. o.o

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Because we could never agree on what ice cream to buy.

 

[Thee Black Messiah]

Ha! I have one hundred and one reasons why I divorced her.  

[Doctor Manny]

I divorced her because she didn't want me to be a superhero.  

[Rennity]

I divorced him because he looks like a villain. :/

 

[Thee Black Messiah]

I divorced her because her legs made me think of chopsticks.  

[upxfromxbelow]

I divorced her because she wouldn't let me wash my darks with my lights.

 

[Thee Black Messiah]

I divorced her because she didn't know laundry etiquette.  

[upxfromxbelow]

I divorced her because she hogged the remote.

 

[Bluejayy]

tired of getting kicked in the chest whenever a new dog barked  

[upxfromxbelow]

I divorced him because he made the souffle fall.

 

[Shou Night]

Cause he was too rude.  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

I divorced him because he made me sad and then I went to grow radioactive fungus in the dark corner of the room...

 

[upxfromxbelow]

I divorced her because she hid all the utensils on me!

 

[Naomi Kyuuten]

I divorced her because she didn't realize I was only protecting her from her nightly stab-walk with the kitchen utensils.