Why did you divorce the aay?

[GoddessBelldandy23]

I divorced her because she was too cute and kept getting kidnapped  

[PebbleDrop856]

I divorced her because she filled the house with plants and I have allergies.

(I really don't. Anyways, amazing avatar)  

[Ebania]

I divorced him because he's too young. xD <333  

[Doctor Manny]

I divoucered her because she didn't let me become a assassin or a ninja  

[Tsuki Amu]

I divorced him because I he told me I was stupid on our honeymoon.  

[upxfromxbelow]

I divorced her because they ran out of green slushie at the gas station again!

 

[Tsuki Amu]

I divorced her because she was too bright for my eyes to bear.  

[Bluejayy]

I divorced her cuz rainbows wouldn't go away when i was trying to sleep  

[ancantsia]

I divorced Bluejayy because his Devil Imp kept trying to eat my horse

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe know they are God

 

[Tsuki Amu]

I divorced her because the sparkles hurt my soul.  

[upxfromxbelow]

I divorced her because she didn't like to recycle.

 

[elyzia]

I divorced her because next to her I always looked so uncool & un-stylish crying

 

[upxfromxbelow]

I divorced her because she was apparently delusional and didn't realize it was herself she was looking at in the mirror.

 

[Ura the rainbow King]

I divorced her because I was to tempted to steal her clothes and party with rainbow margaritas.