Why did you divorce the aay?

[xKylexSparklezx]

I divorced her bcuz she came from a different planet?
(I like pink bunnies)  

[Ura the rainbow King]

I divorced him because he called me a her.  

[TxTiNK]

I divorced him because he scared me!!

 

[Ura the rainbow King]

She loved the Grunnies more them me.. crying

 

[elyzia]

He was a nudist talk2hand

 

[upxfromxbelow]

I divorced her because she dressed and accessorized beyond my league.
Those colors!!!
Arrrghh!!!
stressed

Le sigh. . .

 

[kkariena]

I divorced her because she has all the blue!  

[Lord of the Vine]

When I discovered her mother was a loving woman...and her father was a cat...you just know...  

[Ajax [The Holy Fire]]

♣ When I saw her profile picture on Match.com, I thought she looked absolutely gorgeous. Then I saw the rest of her. I had to divorce her. ♣

 

[Duke_Azriel]

Was out super heroing and not giving me attention.. Had to divorce him.

 

[Kommissar Plankton]

He cut me! Besides... he's a guy :p  

[Capn Agonys]

I found other women's underwear around the house ; n;  

[cobalticSage]

I discovered he was pirating, while not letting me go shopping. That's right, male wives need to go shopping too! With all that gold behind him, anyone would want to.  

[ancantsia]

I discovered that he was hiding precious crystals and wouldn't let me near them gonk

~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed~