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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:26 pm
um... good for you?
i'm secretly an assasin.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:32 pm
How expensive are you to hire?
My armor is bullet proof and bomb proof.
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:31 pm
*i'm running at about $500 dollars per kill.
oh really now? there goes my plans.
i'm scared that i'm starting to like justin beiber. please help me!!!
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:32 am
Don't listen to Bieber anymore.
I accidentally let the dog sleep in my room.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:54 pm
As long as it's housebroken, I'm sure things will be fine.
Check out my big gun.
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:33 pm
no.
I didn't start my newsletter that's due tomorrow until yesterday.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:08 am
Tell them you were abducted by an army of killer tomatoes that were going to kill you.
I saw Toy Story 3.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:26 am
Allow me to show you my thoughts....I think everyone did....
I have bacon .... and that was the cerebral perception.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:46 am
You better give me some or the consequences will be dire.
I saw the Super Mario Brothers movie.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:06 am
Allow me to show you my thoughts....That exists?! :O
I'm horny.... >////< .... and that was the cerebral perception.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:41 pm
alrighty then. you do that... appropriately.
the next book in my favorite series doesn't come out until NEXT OCTOBER!!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:43 pm
Allow me to show you my thoughts....Oh dear god, how will you survive?! gonk
I killed your parents. ninja .... and that was the cerebral perception.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:59 pm
(yes! i know!)
you DID?! but... my mom is in the living room... alive...
i dont liek tofu.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:12 pm
Tofu isn't too fond of you either. You should have seen what it said about you on Facebook.
Is it weird that I find Adam Lambert somewhat attractive?
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:22 pm
YES. VERY MUCH SO.
i don't eat red meat.
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