Why did you divorce the aay?

[Eternal Rebellion]

I divorced her because her hat kept poking me xD  

[GillaGrrl]

I divorced her cause she kept going out to see and leaving me all alone.

Please BUMP all the tanks you play.
Support the Tank Owners.

 

[elyzia]

She wouldn't help me look as fabulous as her!! emo  

[Daypaw]

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

She made me feel monochromatic emo

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

 

[Duke_Azriel]

She just wouldn't stop poking me to entertain herself. cry

 

[Crimsonhellite]

He liked his little black imp creature more than me  

[Vanilla Acoustic]

I divorced him because...erhm...he tried to bite my brains. O.O  

[Crimsonhellite]

I divorced her, cause she wouldnt let me bite her brains twisted  

[Duke_Azriel]

He didn't like my stache. crying

 

[Crimsonhellite]

He wouldnt remove that dang stache, and when he shaved his beard, he left the trimmings in the sink UCK  

[Tera Windstar]

I Divorced him, because he kept on using up all of the ketchup when he tried to scare the High school girls.  

[La Mort Peut Venir]

I divored her because she kept me locked in the basement.  

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

I divorced her, because she never replaced the toilet paper! ._.

 

[ChronosTimeMage]

I divorced her, because she kept me up at night... every night actually... with her violin playing (the slow tranquil music i can deal with... then she would play 'the devil went down to Georgia' or 'through the fire and flames' for hours on end...)