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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 9:57 pm
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 10:05 pm
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 10:24 pm
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 3:16 pm
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 3:39 am
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 3:18 pm
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 12:28 am
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 12:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:56 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:09 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:18 am
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{It's okay. I hope you feel better soon!}
"Grandpa isn't that bad. He's just incredibly senile. And prejudiced. And quick-tempered. But he has a good side, really!" Justine pouted slightly.
"No he isn't!" says I, the writer, with a smirk upon my pizza face as I continued to type on my cheeto-stained keyboard in my mother's basement as the shoddy lightbulb above my head flickered and buzzed about. "He's just a flat character used to progress what little story we have!"*
Justine was completely ignorant of her incredibly stupid author's breaking of the fourth wall, as was she unaware that the one who ruled her life was a complete nerd in desperate need of a stupid one-time gag. Instead of paying the cretin any mind, she decided to continue on with their conversation. "I'd forgotten about her until you brought her up. I'd be more than happy to try it with her, should we ever see that b***h again." Still none of us remember that Parody Sue's broad's name. So instead, I now decide that her name is retconned to Sparkle-Sparkle Desu Bella Mary Jane Sodomy Raven Crispy Cream Donut Slut. Her hair shall be forever changing in color, far too radiant and beautiful to ever be gazed upon. She also has every STD known to man and klingon alike, but alas, only the former are still alive to feel her amorous terror.
*this makes me out to be far sexier than I actually am.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:08 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:24 pm
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