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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:21 pm
Because it doesn't want to be pink!!
How do people sing?
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:40 pm
by being mentally raped by a monkey.
Y do people think henti means anime porn when it stands for pervert?
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:33 pm
for the same reason they think pervert means nasty person (its doesnt actually, it means wrong! like you got the answer wrong.)
why am i in love with the main characters boyfriend in my book im writing? (check out my journal chaps 1-3, its cool.) his name is jakob. but call him jake.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:32 pm
Because literary characters are hot. 3nodding
Why does the guy outside my bathroom window look just like me?
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:45 pm
Because hes a stalker who looks like you...o_O
Hows do they gets the cream in a cream puff?
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:47 pm
the same way you get a hole in a donut
how do you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:56 pm
Just the way you wrote it !
Why does Paula Abdul act drunk on American Idol ?
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:30 am
Because of magic sushi.
Why does my CoCo have a flameproofed fanny?
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:12 am
it was asassinated by a chicken
why duz fuzzy wuzzy hav no hair?
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:47 am
Because he got laser hair removal.
Why does Peter Pan never grow up?
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:32 pm
Because a dog sat on him
What's the difference between a cat and a mouse?
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:13 pm
Negative 62.
Why do some people wear those really skimpy bathing suits at the pool?
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:28 pm
because when they washed them at home they shrank
why does the man in the moon smile?
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:47 pm
Usagi Tsukino is not a goddess, she's a superstar!
Is Jigglypuff more dangerous than Mewtwo?
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:12 am
only if jigglypuff is purple and says "mewwy"
why do we need to do taxes?
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