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 Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:00 pm
I really shouldn't question what you just said Trevor. o_O
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:01 pm
God, if that is what spending time on /b/ does to you, I don't know if I am anywhere near brave enough to venture into it.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:04 pm
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHILE SURREPTITIOUSLY PLUNGING MY ROSY-CHEEKED CYCLOPEAN ALLY INTO THE a**l CAVITY OF A YOUNG MIGRANT FARM WORKER OF INDETERMINATE GENDER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER, THE POOR YOUTH SCREAMED FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT, FINALLY COUGHING UP A LOAD OF 100% PURE ZIMMER SAUCE AND PASSING OUT. THE OTHER MOVIE PATRONS, ANGRY AT THE INTERRUPTION OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3-D, BEGAN PELTING ME WITH DRINKS, FOOD, AND PHONE NUMBERS HASTILY WRITTEN ON NAPKINS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT WAS RUINED IN THE PROCESS. I NONCHALANTLY PULLED THE UNCONSCIOUS YOUTH OFF MY ENORMOUS EYEBALL GOUGER AND STRIPPED NUDE. THEN, WITH A BESTIAL ROAR, I BEAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO DEATH--WITHOUT LEAVING THE FRONT ROW. ON MY WAY OUT, IN THE CUSTOM OF THE ZIMMER FAMILY, I GAVE THEM A BURIAL AT SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:05 pm
[Tsukasa567] God, if that is what spending time on /b/ does to you, I don't know if I am anywhere near brave enough to venture into it. I ventured into it. And this is what happens when you put Cheezy in /b/. 
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:07 pm
Awiergan HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHILE SURREPTITIOUSLY PLUNGING MY ROSY-CHEEKED CYCLOPEAN ALLY INTO THE a**l CAVITY OF A YOUNG MIGRANT FARM WORKER OF INDETERMINATE GENDER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER, THE POOR YOUTH SCREAMED FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT, FINALLY COUGHING UP A LOAD OF 100% PURE ZIMMER SAUCE AND PASSING OUT. THE OTHER MOVIE PATRONS, ANGRY AT THE INTERRUPTION OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3-D, BEGAN PELTING ME WITH DRINKS, FOOD, AND PHONE NUMBERS HASTILY WRITTEN ON NAPKINS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT WAS RUINED IN THE PROCESS. I NONCHALANTLY PULLED THE UNCONSCIOUS YOUTH OFF MY ENORMOUS EYEBALL GOUGER AND STRIPPED NUDE. THEN, WITH A BESTIAL ROAR, I BEAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO DEATH--WITHOUT LEAVING THE FRONT ROW. ON MY WAY OUT, IN THE CUSTOM OF THE ZIMMER FAMILY, I GAVE THEM A BURIAL AT SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT. YOU GUARANTEE IT?
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:10 pm
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY t**t TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING ********. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:10 pm
Lol. Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D.
I wonder how much that movie sucked xD
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:12 pm
[Frito] Lol. Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D. I wonder how much that movie sucked xD Believe me. It did. eek My friend made us all see it for her b-day. That's the only reason I saw it.
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Professional Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:14 pm
O_o
..w..t...f?!
I don't understand where the whole /b/ thing or his 7chan came from or where it is. ..wait.. do I rly want to know?.. er... maybe not!
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:14 pm
CheezyPoofs [Frito] Lol. Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D. I wonder how much that movie sucked xD Believe me. It did. eek My friend made us all see it for her b-day. That's the only reason I saw it. Poor you D; I've had to sit through a lot of stupid movies D;
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:14 pm
Awiergan HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY t**t TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING ********. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT. I bet no one hasn't. rofl
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:15 pm
Rydia-Beck I'm here again! Hello! I'm about to tear through a new box of resees puffs cereal! domokun Ahhh healthfood! xD haha and lmfao at the little speach Awiergan gave
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:18 pm
[Frito] CheezyPoofs [Frito] Lol. Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D. I wonder how much that movie sucked xD Believe me. It did. eek My friend made us all see it for her b-day. That's the only reason I saw it. Poor you D; I've had to sit through a lot of stupid movies D; Like what? D:
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:23 pm
Soul likes cheezy's milky art eek heart
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:24 pm
Dana understands furfaggetry. eek
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