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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:29 pm
[Frito] Extract from Delia Smith's book, "Cooking for the severely mentally retarded": * Preheat oven to gas mark 9. * Line a tin with greaseproof paper. * Season the paper with saffron. * Turn off the oven and throw away the tin- neither is needed. * Take two slices of bread and put something in between. * Idiot. Bread orgy.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:30 pm
CheezyPoofs [Frito] Extract from Delia Smith's book, "Cooking for the severely mentally retarded": * Preheat oven to gas mark 9. * Line a tin with greaseproof paper. * Season the paper with saffron. * Turn off the oven and throw away the tin- neither is needed. * Take two slices of bread and put something in between. * Idiot. Bread orgy. Hawt. -nosebleed-
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:31 pm
[Frito] CheezyPoofs [Frito] Extract from Delia Smith's book, "Cooking for the severely mentally retarded": * Preheat oven to gas mark 9. * Line a tin with greaseproof paper. * Season the paper with saffron. * Turn off the oven and throw away the tin- neither is needed. * Take two slices of bread and put something in between. * Idiot. Bread orgy. Hawt. -nosebleed- *Gives a tissue* This was actually a whole comic. I just couldn't get the whole thing, since it was so big. >.>;;
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:32 pm
rofl rofl The pope pics got meh!
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Professional Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:34 pm
What the hell? I get on and see tetris porno and food orgies eek
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:35 pm
Angie moo What the hell? I get on and see tetris porno and food orgies eek Pancake orgies are better. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:36 pm
Muffins effect the human body in many ways. For example, it sends a signal to the brain of a person to signify that the person is "full" and can now commence with either the human functions of either reproduction and/or excretion. Hardcore brands such as poppyseed, or "Opiffins," often cause both of these bodily functions to occur at the same time. They also release hormones that cause a slowly painful addiction, causing heavy damage to peoples' pocketbooks.
Muffins have been confirmed to cause diabetes, cancer, AIDS, and salmonella. They have also been linked to E-Coli 157, Herpes, and chlymidia.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:36 pm
Angie moo What the hell? I get on and see tetris porno and food orgies eek A pretty good night all in all no? xD Hey thar!
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:36 pm
CheezyPoofs Angie moo What the hell? I get on and see tetris porno and food orgies eek Pancake orgies are better. mrgreen I know! 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:37 pm
Rydia-Beck Angie moo What the hell? I get on and see tetris porno and food orgies eek A pretty good night all in all no? xD Hey thar! Yes been harassing my bf all day he thinks my friends on here are werid now after he saw the tetris porno lol
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:38 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:38 pm
Angie moo CheezyPoofs Angie moo What the hell? I get on and see tetris porno and food orgies eek Pancake orgies are better. mrgreen I know! 4laugh Don't forget to clean up that syrup! xd
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:39 pm
THE MUFFIN TRUTH
Before the Industrial Revolution muffins were made of j**z and flour. Yeah i'm serious muffins tasted like s**t. The first muffin was made by hitler, he was walking forward and then he tripped and cummed in himself, fortunately he had some flour in his pants...why would you have flour in your pants you middle mustached b***h? UNFORTUNATELY he didn't know until he looked inside of his pants and BOOM it was an effing muffin. The word muffin originated from his words when he saw that s**t in his pants, his reaction was "******** s**t!" which in the totalitarian language means muffin. yeah
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:40 pm
“He cares about black people.”
~ Kanye West on Nobody
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:41 pm
[Frito] THE MUFFIN TRUTH Before the Industrial Revolution muffins were made of j**z and flour. Yeah i'm serious muffins tasted like s**t. The first muffin was made by hitler, he was walking forward and then he tripped and cummed in himself, fortunately he had some flour in his pants...why would you have flour in your pants you middle mustached b***h? UNFORTUNATELY he didn't know until he looked inside of his pants and BOOM it was an effing muffin. The word muffin originated from his words when he saw that s**t in his pants, his reaction was "******** s**t!" which in the totalitarian language means muffin. yeah Hokaaaay..... *backs away* o.o;;
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